Petite Lap Giraffe Good; Petite Lap Press Bad

Posted: March 26, 2011 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault

Via the Puppy Blender, we see an Orlando Sentinel “journalist” was locked in a closet at a Joe Biden fundraiser by Ben Nelson’s enforcers.( update: I called it “Florida Sentinel” at first, I fixed it)

Notice they treat it as a joke. A fucking joke. A politician’s thugs locked a “journalist” in a closet to keep him from circulating with the paying guests and the paper laughs it off.

And looky, looky, the fucking “journalist” shows up in the comments to defend the thugs!

My personal favorite is point 2 of his defense of the thugs

I wasn’t kidnapped. I was confined, but the situation was: If I wanted to hear the remarks, I was to wait there. If I wanted to leave, I’m sure I could have left the house.

Oh, well that’s okay. He’s sure they would have let him leave.

As is blatantly obvious and as is noted in the comments, imagine if this had been Darth Cheney or, even worse, Sarah Palin.

Do you think it would have been funny or defended by the press?

There’s a reason I stopped calling them the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. in 2008, they’ve become Minitru pure and simple.

They don’t even hide being a wholly owned fucking subsidiary of the Democratic party as they loudly proclaim their impartiality and non-bias.

Fucking assholes.

Exit question, should that be a semi-colon? I used to be good at punctuation, back in 8th grade. But then 1977 rolled around and high school happened. Have you ever seen That 70s Show? I wasn’t quite Hyde, but I wasn’t Eric either.

Obligatory Mila Kunis pic below the fold, because it’s been a long time and because I mentioned her show and because.


Man do I love that pic.

  1. alexthechick says:

    Good God.

    Luckily that response works for both the story and the pic.

  2. J Foster says:

    If you’re referring to the headline, I think you should have a comma rather than a semicolon. Regardless, that’s the best damn picture of Mila Kunis I’ve ever seen.

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  4. Taya says:

    So, since you weren’t quite Hyde nor were you Eric and you’re probably not a foreigner, then does that make you Kelso??
    Yeah, judging this piece, I’d say that you’re Kelso…
    Kelso Smellso.

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