Those dumb fucking rednecks in Mississippi

Posted: April 25, 2011 by aliceaitch in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Win!

I don’t think I’ve ever admired a bunch of dumb fucking rednecks more.

A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.

Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.

Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

Yeah, I know, crushing free speech blah blah blah.

Comments
  1. Wiccapundit says:

    People forget that the First Amendment (and the Fourteenth Amendment, by incorporation) prohibits GOVERNMENT restriction of speech. Private individuals can generally restrict speech if they want (with a few limited exceptions).

    I’d like to see someone go to a Westboro Baptist Church service with one of those airhorns people take to football games. Light it off right in the middle of the sermon (or whatever it is the pastor spews when they “worship.” “Hey man, I’m just, like, exercising my free speech and shit, like.”

  2. tangonine says:

    awesomeness!

  3. Veeshir says:

    If you can’t beat em, jerk em around.

    Fun for the entire family.

  4. alexthechick says:

    That made me feel tingly in my special places.

  5. Spad13 says:

    Man I want to put out a reward for the name of the guy who beat that asshat at the gas station so I could buy him free beer for a year.

  6. Kowboy says:

    Yeah alice, sometimes us dumb fuckin rednecks are actually smarter than you think. 🙂

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