Large Breasts: Good or Bad?

Posted: May 6, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Baconblogging, Catholicism, Conservatism, Crapblog News, Edumakashun, Exploding things

I dunno. Personally, I see no problem with this situation. But in the desire to have a frank and open discussion,let’s have us a debate, eh?

People rarely think about the emotional side of having a big cleavage or how it feels to be passed over in favour of your slimmer friends.
On nights out, my friends attract compliments for their looks or style, but all I ever get is ‘Oh, you’ve got huge boobs!’ as though they can’t think of anything else to say about me.
I’ve rarely known how it feels to have a man speak to me because he wanted to and not just because he was fascinated by the size of my breasts.
Other girls have beautiful lingerie sets, but I have no choice unless I invest in bespoke bras. But at £160, the price is prohibitive.
The only advantage I can see to having a chest this big is that I get served quickly in pubs and nightclubs.

  1. Scoop11 says:

    I’m chesty, but not enough to need breast reduction surgery. So for me I’m perfect where I am. I loved how in the comments how some of the people were like, “If they just lose weight the boobs will reduce.” If they really read the article, they would have seen that a couple of the women DID lose weight recently and none of it was lost in their boobs.

  2. tangonine says:

    all boobies are good. big or small I love them all.

  3. MikeD says:

    What I have learned throughout my years is no woman is ever happy with her body (which does include that most erotic part… the boobies). If they asked women with little to no bust, most would probably respond that they’re jealous of large breasted women. If they asked women with moderate busts, they would most likely say they wish they were bigger. Those with moderately large busts? Probably a little smaller. None (or very few) would admit to being happy with them as they were.

    My wife’s pretty boobtacular, and I personally am in favor (none of this “more than a handful is a waste” nonsense for me), but I’ve dated smaller chested women as well. There’s no “magic size”. As Tang says, “all boobies are good.” Smart man (I assume man, apologies if I am incorrect).

    The one line from the article that bugged me was the woman who says her boyfriend hates the attention she gets. And it’s not her I have the problem with. Hey asshole… you’re dating an attractive woman. If you don’t want your lady friend to attract attention, date a plainer one. Quit bitching that other dudes dig your chick. That’s like complaining that other guys shouldn’t look at your sports car. It’s stupid.

  4. Sean M. says:

    Oh, you poor, poor woman. Come here and let me give you a hug.

    • Mark E says:

      “Come here and let me give you a hug”

      Wow, obscure reference from “Women are from Venus and I’m a metrosexual who wears pants with the zipper on the side”

      Book was highly recommended by several friends. My wife (who rates high in the letter size department) & I read it while driving on vacations one year. We agreed that it was the best satire and comedy book every written.

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