Dear Newt

Posted: May 17, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Baconblogging, Conservatism, Ewww - taste this!, Filthy Hippies, Fun with Elections, GOP FAIL, Kittehs!, Liberal FAIL

Fuck you. Hortleifuck you as if you were a hollowed out nerf football used by a confused teenager coming of age. Fuck you for sitting on that couch with Pelosi. Fuck you for your arrogance. Fuck you for your stupidity. Fuck you for criticizing someone who has a plan that doesn’t involve skittles and rainbowed goatse while you sat around cheating on your wives. And fuck you because you seem determined to fuck everything up.

  1. Veeshir says:

    Well said.
    He needed to go away after he was forced out as speaker.

  2. Veeshir says:

    He’s an idiot for running for the general election instead of the primary.

  3. Sockless Joe says:

    Fuck Newt for ethanol.

  4. Hortlei is part of the scientific name of a species of stingrays off the coast of New Guinea named after a guy named Hortle who discovered them.

  5. Elliott says:

    So yeah, fuck him like Steve Irwin…

    is it still too soon?

  6. Who cares? He’s on a roll.

    You’re right, Otter. What was I thinking?

  7. Purple Raider says:

    Eloquent in its simplicity.

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