Leftist Douchebags Discover The Law Has a Strong Pimp Hand

Posted: May 20, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Ask a Moron, Conservatism, Crapblog News, FAIL, It's Always a Good Time to include Sheldon Cooper PhD, Kittehs!, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism

Hahahahaha! Fuck you, hipster douchebags. Fuck your attempts to refuck that which was unfucked by the Supreme Court’s Floccosely Fucksmack For Freedom’s Sake. Fuck your arrogance so hard, Chuck Negron’s replacement cock will explode from the shock. Fuck you and your hebetic mindset for thinking that celebritydom and a cute publicity stunt would trump the Constitution and the laws the rest of us are forced to follow and allow you to skip the line when it comes to the First Amendment. And fuck you simply because I love seeing people who think they are so fucking smart fail so immensely at satirizing a decision with which they disagree.

  1. Elliott says:

    I love these rants because I always learn new words and creative ways to include the word “fuck” into casual conversation.

  2. davisbr says:



  3. Sean M. says:

    I guess this is what happens when a one-trick pony attempts a new trick.

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