Stupid question time

Posted: May 30, 2011 by aliceaitch in Drunkblogging, Stupid Question Time

Why do bars have mirrors behind the bartender?  And why do bars always play Freebird?  I’m editing waiting for a girl in a Super Bitch hat to show up.

  1. Sean M. says:

    I am just typing out my ass here, but I would guess that a lot of those mirrors originally had advertisements for breweries painted on their borders.

    As for “Free Bird,” unlike the traditional songwriting process, it was engineered in a laboratory to appeal to drunks. You could look it up.

  2. Sean M. says:

    Oh, also just conjecture here, but the mirror may have been a way for old-timey drunks to straighten up their ties, hats, and moustaches on the way home before indoor plumbing was widely available.

  3. davisbr says:

    Whoa. There really is such a thing as a “super bitch hat” …

  4. alexthechick says:

    You are lying about the Super Bitch hat. Lying to make me giggle uncontrollably.

    • aliceaitch says:

      I wasn’t actively waiting, I just would have been unsurprised if one had shown up.

      If it wouldn’t have been tacky, I would have taken a picture of the gal at the funeral.

  5. Johnny I says:

    I did a little swing behind the bar. Makes the room bigger for the drunks sitting there pre- and post-TV and you can see customers when you’re facing the register.

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