U.S. Represenative Weiner (NY-9 D) Publicly Sent a Picture of His Cock to A Woman

Posted: May 31, 2011 by Moron Pundit in FAIL

That happened.

In the really real world.

He didn’t ‘adopt a wide stance’ or ‘flirt.’ He sent a picture of his (underwear-covered) swollen man-piston to a college student (edited: not a porn star, he just followed a porn star in addition to the 21 year old college student he sent a picture of his cock to. I’m an idiot but that’s not news). On Twitter. Not only is he almost certainly retarded, but a philandering poon-monger.

Why is this important? Because he’s one of the ‘rising stars’ of the Democratic party and this story has almost been completely unreported. Well, here I am, doing my part. The man is guilty guilty guilty and nobody seems to care. Well, let’s give them an impression of their response had Rep. Ryan been caught sending a photo of his dick to a Twitter slut.

If we can’t get him to resign, let’s at least utterly and irrevocably destroy his career Client #9 style.

Update: I’m restudying the events and became less than confident in my headline so I have rolled it back to what I’m certain of.

Comments
  1. Veeshir says:

    If Minitrue doesn’t cover it, it didn’t happen.

  2. aliceaitch says:

    She’s a porn star? I thought she was a college co-ed.

  3. S. Weasel says:

    I think it was somebody else he was following who’s a porn star. But the rest stands.

  4. Moron Pundit says:

    Yeah, I thought I pulled down all porn star references as they are technically (but who knows, probably not actually) in error. My bad. I’m dumb. I followed it all weekend but only with 40% of my brain and that ain’t nearly enough. Got the wires crossed.

  5. S. Weasel says:

    Also, he’s been married less than a year. That ups the creep factor considerably.

  6. Moron Pundit says:

    I just watched a video of him speaking in the house and he’s just a piece of shit. Human filth. He reeks of it.

  7. S. Weasel says:

    The one Iowahawk linked? Yeah, me too. This guy deserves everything he’s getting.

    Good and hard.

  8. Moron Pundit says:

    Yeah, that video. It isn’t that he doesn’t like the GOP, that’s fine. He’s just a grand, preening prick motherfucker. For me it took the story from “Well, it would be tactically valuable to fell one of their rising stars” to a personal sense of enjoyment.

  9. alexthechick says:

    So far my favorite part was Howard Kurtz saying that the MFM was hard on John Edwards. ahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa

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