In the really real world.
He didn’t ‘adopt a wide stance’ or ‘flirt.’ He sent a picture of his (underwear-covered) swollen man-piston to a college student (edited: not a porn star, he just followed a porn star in addition to the 21 year old college student he sent a picture of his cock to. I’m an idiot but that’s not news). On Twitter. Not only is he almost certainly retarded, but a philandering poon-monger.
Why is this important? Because he’s one of the ‘rising stars’ of the Democratic party and this story has almost been completely unreported. Well, here I am, doing my part. The man is guilty guilty guilty and nobody seems to care. Well, let’s give them an impression of their response had Rep. Ryan been caught sending a photo of his dick to a Twitter slut.
If we can’t get him to resign, let’s at least utterly and irrevocably destroy his career Client #9 style.
Update: I’m restudying the events and became less than confident in my headline so I have rolled it back to what I’m certain of.
If Minitrue doesn’t cover it, it didn’t happen.
She’s a porn star? I thought she was a college co-ed.
I think it was somebody else he was following who’s a porn star. But the rest stands.
Yeah, I thought I pulled down all porn star references as they are technically (but who knows, probably not actually) in error. My bad. I’m dumb. I followed it all weekend but only with 40% of my brain and that ain’t nearly enough. Got the wires crossed.
Also, he’s been married less than a year. That ups the creep factor considerably.
I just watched a video of him speaking in the house and he’s just a piece of shit. Human filth. He reeks of it.
The one Iowahawk linked? Yeah, me too. This guy deserves everything he’s getting.
Good and hard.
Yeah, that video. It isn’t that he doesn’t like the GOP, that’s fine. He’s just a grand, preening prick motherfucker. For me it took the story from “Well, it would be tactically valuable to fell one of their rising stars” to a personal sense of enjoyment.
So far my favorite part was Howard Kurtz saying that the MFM was hard on John Edwards. ahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa
You said ‘hard on.’ SNICKER.