Archive for May, 2011

Disney drops stupidity

Posted: May 29, 2011 by aliceaitch in FAIL

For a bit, at least.

Walt Disney Co. has withdrawn its application to trademark the term “SEAL Team 6,” the name of the elite Navy unit that took out Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

The company was planning to use it on toys, games and other consumer products.

Disney made the decision to withdraw Wednesday, its spokesman Kevin Brockman said, “out of deference to the Navy.”

In other words, Disney executives didn’t want the SEALS doing a bin Laden on them.  Which they would totally deserve, not for making a toy line out of “SEAL Team 6,” which I actually think would be kind of awesome, but for trying to trademark it.  You might as well try to patent light.

Slice of life

Posted: May 29, 2011 by Sean M. in FAIL, The Joys of Parenting

I just went out to get a pack of smokes, and there was an impatient-looking guy ahead of me in the checkout line who was maybe 18 to 20 years old. What was he in a hurry to buy? Not beer with a fake ID. Not condoms (more on that in a second). Not lottery tickets.

No, he was picking up one of these.


Frankly, the accolades give me pause but it is at the very least a good concept.

And then there is this 40 tons of stupid flimfuckery jammed into an envelope and mailed to the Loony Bin.

Holy fucking the turkey with a fuckdonut tied around its taint! Is this lady really this stupid? Is she really this fawning? Is she really this willing to shed any semblance of balance and common sense to cover up for Barry? And is this how ridiculous the media will get in order to protect and defend the O-12 campaign from any and all gaffes and stupidity (those which will slip through their Praetorian Wall around the Sun Prez)?

It’s not that Obama can’t speak clearly. It’s that he employs the intellectual stammer {?!?!? Making up new shit on the fly, I see-ed}. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can’t keep up {If what his mouth and brain have produced so far is “intellectual”, I’ll reconsider my higher education credentials-ed}. The stammer is commonly found among university professors, characters in Woody Allen movies and public thinkers of the sort that might appear on C-SPAN but not CNN {soo…fools, dickheads, assholes, pedophiles, and boring ass dipshits share this trait? Good to know-ed}. If you’re a member or a fan of that subset {no, I am a fan of hot chicks licking each other in naughty places. But go on-ed}, chances are the president’s stammer doesn’t bother you {probably because you are paid to defend such nonesense, I might assume-ed}; in fact, you might even love him for it {and yet, most of his supporters now are semi-literate welfare mooches who can’t piece a sentence together if you spotted them the noun, verb, and punctuation mark, and who think Obama would pay their gas for them-ed} (he sounds just like your grad school roommate, especially when he drank too much Scotch whisky and attempted to expound on the Hegelian dialectic {ahh..a failed dialectic, I might add. No wonder leftist bores love him-ed}!).

If you’re not, chances are you find yourself yelling, “Get to the point already!” at the television screen every time Obama’s search for the right word seems to last longer than the search for Osama bin Laden. And thanks to its echoes of the college lecture hall, you may think it comes across as ever so slightly (or more than slightly) left wing {no. He is trying to cover his true beliefs, which makes evry fucking thing he says and thinks come across as left wing. But what do I know? I don’t stammer-ed}.

Fuck you, leftist fool! Failfuck your stupidily fucked up parablepsis with the pulsing fuckpole of pedagoguery until you fucking catch a clue in your brain before it dies of loneliness. Fuck you for pushing a pile of lies and stupidity on us, and then telling us we are the stupid ones for calling bullshit on it. And fuck you because I just cannot stand shills who have no sense of reality or decency as you crawl on the floor as if you were once again looking for your Stupidpipe left at the Dumbfuck Houseparty looking for spin and a meme to establish, rather than defending policies that have failed.

Yeesh. This is what we will face next year. Be warned.


Posted: May 27, 2011 by Moron Pundit in Hotassery

You can has.

Ace’s Comments

Posted: May 26, 2011 by Moron Pundit in FAIL

Wow, what a bunch of motherfuckers, huh?

Sad. It used to be so awesome. I guess calling a lady ugly is now the height of intelligent political commentary.

I don’t think even eddie has enough profanity for this.

Posted: May 26, 2011 by alexthechick in FAIL

I would call them motherfuckers but that is an insult to those who fuck their mother.

Global Warmmongering is one of my favorite religions to make fun of. It’s kind of funny how the latest Doomsday Cult was the focus of so much derision from our intellectual betters yet they never seem to notice how global warmmongers’ doomsday scenarios never seem to come true. Or is the North Pole ice free and the seas 32 feet higher and I missed it?

In today’s Highlarious episode is this article, saw it at the Puppy Blender’s I think. Ace has it in the sidebar now.

It’s about how FOIA, or whatever Britain calls it, requests are used to harass scientists. Yes, asking to see their data is harassment.

Freedom of information laws are being misused to harass scientists and should be re-examined by the government, according to the president of the Royal Society.
… there have been cases of it being misused in the climate change debate to intimidate scientists.
I see the problem. They’re trying to save the world but the hoi polloi demand “proof” and stuff. They don’t understand the new scientific method.
The Global Warmmongering Scientific Method
  • State a Conclusion
  • Make up Background Research
  • Reiterate Your Conclusion
  • Prove Your Conclusion by Making Sure an Experiment Works Correctly
  • Rearrange Your Data to Prove Your Conclusion
  • Communicate Your Results With a Demand For Funding, Don’t Forget the Zeros. 
It’s actually quite simple once you understand it. They’re saving the world, just because their “science’ isn’t all that perfect, they’re serving a high….uhhhhhh… authority.
Evidence of the aggression first began to emerge when personal emails and documents were stolen from the University of East Anglia’s (UEA) servers in November 2009 and leaked on to the internet. Climate sceptics seized on the contents as evidence that apparently showed scientists were colluding to keep errors in their research hidden and prevent rivals’ research from being published at all. (Emphasis Mine V)
Evidence of bullying started when people actually had the nerve to ask questions about emails where global warmmongering “scientists” talked about how to best lie.
Crap, I knew this was coming, I actually ran out of “has” for my “bwa” on that one.
This part was pretty darn funny too
In an independent inquiry a year later, the scientists at the UEA’s climatic research unit (CRU) were cleared of any misconduct, but Muir Russell, the former civil servant who led the investigation, found a “consistent pattern of failing to display the proper degree of openness”, although he stressed he had no reason to doubt the CRU team’s honesty or integrity.
The “investigation” wasn’t. Let’s just say Tom Sawyer would have loved the investigators.
A consistent pattern of failing to display the proper degree of openness” is newspeak for, “Lied early and often”.
Global Warmmongering isn’t science, it’s religion and if you dare to question its clerics, well, you’re anti-science and a heretic.
Related. Saw it at Ace’s and the Puppy Blender’s. It’s about how $5/gal gas will be good. You see, it will save the planet, keep money from evil dictators and reduce congestion so those able to afford travel won’t have all the poor folks getting in their way.
The Puppy Blender said it cries out for an Iowahawk parody, I’m not exactly sure how much funnier even he could make it. He’s always had a light touch and I don’t think he would write anything about the smell of poor people wafting up into 1st class and this guy avoids that as well.
Update, for the record I didn’t see the emailed comment the PB put up in his post talking about that article.
Oh, and everybody except Moron Pundit can click more and see what’s causing global warming.
In my pants!

Dear Jenny McCarthy

Posted: May 26, 2011 by Moron Pundit in FAIL

Get fucked.

The Centers for Disease Control released a report this week on the measles outbreaks that have happened in the United States since the beginning of 2011. The report covers 19 weeks, and 118 cases of measles, which group into clusters that speckle a map of the U.S. like, well, like a case of the measles.

This is what happens when we let a pair of fake tits with no brain and an army of psuedoscientists talk on national television about public health issues.

Die in a fire,
Love MoronPundit

P.S. I hope you get whichever is the bad kind of hepatitis.