Archive for June, 2011

Better not say that G-word

Posted: June 30, 2011 by aliceaitch in Liberal FAIL, Nanny State
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Aren’t funerals usually a time when the living are offering their pain up to their chosen deity?

In one example cited in documents filed this week in federal court, cemetery director Arleen Ocasio reportedly told volunteers with the National Memorial Ladies that they had to stop telling families “God bless you” at funerals and that they had to remove the words “God bless” from condolence cards.

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Jones said he has presented shell casings from the gun salute to veterans’ grieving family members at funerals in Houston National Cemetery for the past three years.

But after a burial ceremony May 16, Jones said a government official told him he could no longer recite the words he always says when he hands over the shells: “We ask that God grant you and your family grace, mercy and peace.”

I’m trying to understand what kind of person seeks a job as a cemetery director and then tries to take comfort away from grieving families.  If someone had complained about all that Goddiness at a funeral, you’d think Arleen Ocasio would have mentioned it somewhere along the line, seeing as a federal case is being made of this.

That GIF needs a mirror

Posted: June 30, 2011 by aliceaitch in Random Crap
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Chris Hansen caught on camera – at least she’s legal.

Now for something really important

Posted: June 29, 2011 by veeshir in Hotassery, Random Crap, The Big Screen
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Politics has been annoying/boring/unbelievably stupid lately so I figured it was time for something really important.

Who is the hottest Maid Marian? Updated below, right after the foxy one. No, the foxy redhead. No, the foxy redhead without the cleavage.

Now, there have been too many Maid Marians for me to really feel like looking for pics of actresses from 1912, so we’ll go with the ones I feel like.

First up, the oldest there are any good pics out there

Olivia de Havilland

Classy hot like you don’t see anymore.

Next up, Morgan Fairchild from the TV movie, The Zany Adventures of Robin Hood. Why include her when nobody even knew she was Maid Marian?

Any more questions smarty pants? Next to Farrah, she epitomized big hair hotties, and she had the…uhhh…. assets Farrah lacked.

Next, because she was a Playboy Bunny, we have Misty Rowe

Not too bad, in a trashy, here put this in your mouth until the swelling goes down, kind of way. Plus the show was funny.

Getting into modern time, we have Amy Yasbeck, who likes men in tights and who almost did the most disgusting thing she could think of.

Wait, that’s not right

Mmmmm, Dark Ages cleavage……………

Next we have one foxy broad, Carole Shelley

Rowr.Owwoooooooooo!

Had to add a new entry,Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, the Marian with the hardest name to spell correctly, a feat in a group with Olivia de Havillande.

Definitely smoking hot, but she still doesn’t make me change my mind.

Now, back to our regularly, scheduled post.

We’re up to Uma, the Marian who could not speak with a British accent

She looks like a nun in her Maid Marian outfit, pretend this is her after a few mugs of  Friar Tuckman’s sacrificial wine.

Getting to the most recent, we come to one of the worst casting errors since Keanu Reaves played a genius scientist, Cate Blanchett as “Maid” Marian. When that book was written, she was probably thought of as about 13. Cate Blanchett hasn’t looked like a “maid” since she was about 8, but eh, I already downloaded the pic.

Since it’s my post, I’m picking

And the winner is……..

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How did I never hear of this company until now?

Posted: June 29, 2011 by chad98036 in Uncategorized
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I want to work for them:

(Yes, I know it’s fake but I just started watching the series on Netflix and I am laughing my butt off)

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Finally: Corbett signs off on PA Castle Doctrine

Posted: June 29, 2011 by doubleplusundead in GOP Win!
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Fuck you Fast Eddie, fuck you very much, you commie piece of Philly detritus.

White man privilege

Posted: June 29, 2011 by aliceaitch in Hotassery, Random Crap
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That’s what this is all about, I’m sure.  Allowing a gentleman (?!) dressed like this to board a plane while asking an African-American college student whose pants are down around his thighs is all about race and nothing else.

Marman’s attorney, Joe O’Sullivan, said his client had been stereotyped by US Airways as a thug, and that the airline was guilty of racial discrimination for asking Marman to adjust his clothes. Marman is African American.

“It just shows the hypocrisy involved,” O’Sullivan said after he viewed the photo of the cross-dressing passenger. “They let a drag queen board a flight and welcomed him with open arms. Employees didn’t ask him to cover up. He didn’t have to talk to the pilot. They didn’t try to remove him from the plane — and many people would find his attire repugnant.”

O’Sullivan added, “A white man is allowed to fly in underwear without question, but my client was asked to pull up his pajama pants because they hung below his waist.”

I love it when persecuted minorities get in catfights over who’s more persecuted.  I’m sure the lawsuit against US Airways had nothing to do with their reluctance to take on someone else with regards to their attire.

Whatever happened to that “New Tone,” vol. MCXVIII

Posted: June 29, 2011 by Sean M. in Democratic morality, Filthy Hippies, Lame, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism
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I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Glenn Beck, although I find him occasionally amusing, but the way he and his family were recently allegedly treated in a NYC public fucking park–where they, as he pointed out, had every right to be–is a fucking disgrace.

Heaven knows there are plenty of public figures who I loathe, but I’d like to think I could restrain my inner jagoff from coming out for a couple of hours if I found myself seated next to them while we were both just trying to enjoy a nice evening out. Especially if they were with family or friends who have absolutely nothing to do with their work.

Oh, and by the way, assholes, way to give Beck an opportunity to talk about the boorish behavior of the famously “Tolerant Left” at length.

(Via Insty)

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of people

Posted: June 28, 2011 by aliceaitch in Fun With Media, Queerblogging
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Funny how much credence media people give to press releases.

Attention Seattle Geekazoids

Posted: June 28, 2011 by chad98036 in Uncategorized
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Yes you.

If you are in Seattle and are a fan of George RR Martins “A Song of Ice and Fire” series, he will be appearing at Townhall Seattle on July 29th to promote his new book “A Dance with Dragons”

The War of the Five Kings in Westeros seems to be winding down. In the North, self-declared King Stannis Baratheon has installed himself at the Wall and vowed to win the support of the northmen to continue his struggle to claim the Iron Throne from the supposed children of his dead brother Robert Baratheon, actually offspring of incest between Robert’s wife Cersei Lannister and her twin brother, Jaime the Kingslayer; this is complicated by the fact that the Lannisters have installed the traitorous House Bolton as Lords Paramount of the North, and much of the west coast is under occupation by the Ironborn. On the Wall itself, Eddard Stark‘s bastard son Jon Snow has been elected the 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, but the young man has enemies both in the Watch and beyond the Wall, where the armies of Mance Rayder are amassing for an assault.

Meanwhile, the dwarf Tyrion Lannister has been wrongfully condemned to death for the murder of his young nephew, King Joffrey Baratheon, and has fled by ship across the narrow sea to Pentos, but not before murdering his hated father Tywin. In the far east, Daenerys Targaryen—sole heir to the deposed ruling family, the Targaryens—has conquered the city of Meereen, and rules it to hone her skills of leadership before she moves on to take back Westeros. But, her presence is now known from the Iron Islands, Dorne and Oldtown to the Free Cities. There are now emissaries on their way to find Daenerys and use her cause for their own ends.

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Personally $35.00 is probably a little much for me, even if it does come with a copy of the book.  Besides I’m not sure I wasn’t to encourage him.  This series is starting to get Jordanesque in it’s scope.  I started to lose interest in book 3, and the last one just about completely killed it off.  Lets get a little action flowing and finish this series up.

Did Somebody Mention That Charles Patrick Adkins Is An Asshat?

Posted: June 28, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Crapblog News, Ewww - taste this!, Lame
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Fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you, k8cpa. Fuck you, Paleo Pat. Fuck you, “hardliner”. Fuck you, “biblejunky”. Fuck you, {random internet moniker this fuckjunkie uses}. Fuck your racism. Fuck your anti-Semitism. Aliyahfuck your Stormfront fascination with your jizzed over Ron Paul bullshit. Loserfuck you up your fat, shut in ass with the avenging fuckangels assigned to guard Mike at Cold fury’s wife for what you said about her. Fuck you for being unemployed and a fat loser. And fuck your pussy ass cowardice because you fucking came onto our property, shat on our carpet, and then ran away when the heat turned up on you.

You talk tough, but hide when countered? Dreidelfuck you with a gefilte fish. You think you are so cool, yet you haven’t had a job since 2005? Rainbowfuck you with Dr. King’s Dream. And you think nobody would notice your racism and vileness and not let it go unabated? Then brainfuck you with the flying fuckknuckle of knowledge.

No, Charles Patrick Adkins, racist asshat, you thought you could get away with stirring up your shit. You thought you could win with your “Master Race” mindset. And you thought we wouldn’t make you as famous as your failed attempt at internet awesomeness would allow? Then not only are you a fat, unemployed racist fucktard, but you are stupid as well.

So fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you until you get a clue, then fuck you some more. Go to hell, and get the Jodie Foster on the pinball machine treatment by whatever is down there.

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