Danny Pintauro Takes One Look at Your Kitchen…

Posted: June 21, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Random Crap
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…and says Know Who The Fucking Boss is, Bitch?  It’s Tupperware motherfucker, that’s fucking who!  You can’t think of anything more awesome than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware, other than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware at the same time. That made you hot, didn’t it? Of course it did, but Danny doesn’t judge, he just profits.

Danny Pintauro knows it takes brass plastic fuckin’ balls to sell Tupperware.  

 

And you know Danny Pintauro always fucking closes because he attacks that sale like a rabid St. Bernard, bitches.

Comments
  1. doubleplusundead says:

    For the record, I hope he sells a fuckload of Tupperware now that he’s getting some attention.

  2. davisbr says:

    I picked up some really nice melamine bowls on Sunday at Costco.

    …just sayin’.

  3. Fucking hell….I ended up ordering a chip-n-dip bowl.

    STOP JUDGING ME!!!

    • DejahThoris says:

      This expressions says it so much better than I could

      http://animalsbeingdicks.com/page/21

      ignore the caption, not relevant.

      😉 My mom was a tupperware saleslady waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy back when it was one of those house-wifey things done to get the stuff at a discount. I don’t know anyone who ever actually made money with those schemes. Although, the stuff is darn good quality…or at least I remember it being that way as a kid.

  4. MikeD says:

    Who the fuck is Danny Pintaro, and why should I care?

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