doubleplusundead

chad98036 says:

Who is Charles Patrick Adkins and why do I care?

pajama momma says:

I’ll clear my cache and try again. Do you know the head of my I.T. Dept pronounced it “cacky”?

Russ from Winterset says:

Ace likes to say that nobody thinks of themselves as a “black hat”, and that everyone likes to consider their motives good. I think that maybe Chuckie Pattie thinks of himself as some sort of tortured genius like Hannibal “the Cannibal” Lecter, when in reality he’s not even at the level of “Multiple Meigs”. Tossing handfulls of man-gravy at passing young ladies is about the only club in this golfer’s bag.

Well, the trouble with being Multiple Meigs is that eventually the lights go out, and Hannibal Lecter starts whispering to you in the dark. I can’t imagine what the voices in Chuckie’s head say to him when he’s alone in the dark; however, I don’t think I’m going out on a limb when I say that Life. Will. Not. End. Well. For. Chuckie. And when the end comes, it won’t be some angry third party breaking into his house to choke a bitch out…..it will be in a room filled with his own imaginary demons and a bunch of tarnished secondhand Star Wars Action Figures.