Did Somebody Mention That Charles Patrick Adkins Is An Asshat?

Posted: June 28, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Crapblog News, Ewww - taste this!, Lame

Fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you, k8cpa. Fuck you, Paleo Pat. Fuck you, “hardliner”. Fuck you, “biblejunky”. Fuck you, {random internet moniker this fuckjunkie uses}. Fuck your racism. Fuck your anti-Semitism. Aliyahfuck your Stormfront fascination with your jizzed over Ron Paul bullshit. Loserfuck you up your fat, shut in ass with the avenging fuckangels assigned to guard Mike at Cold fury’s wife for what you said about her. Fuck you for being unemployed and a fat loser. And fuck your pussy ass cowardice because you fucking came onto our property, shat on our carpet, and then ran away when the heat turned up on you.

You talk tough, but hide when countered? Dreidelfuck you with a gefilte fish. You think you are so cool, yet you haven’t had a job since 2005? Rainbowfuck you with Dr. King’s Dream. And you think nobody would notice your racism and vileness and not let it go unabated? Then brainfuck you with the flying fuckknuckle of knowledge.

No, Charles Patrick Adkins, racist asshat, you thought you could get away with stirring up your shit. You thought you could win with your “Master Race” mindset. And you thought we wouldn’t make you as famous as your failed attempt at internet awesomeness would allow? Then not only are you a fat, unemployed racist fucktard, but you are stupid as well.

So fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you until you get a clue, then fuck you some more. Go to hell, and get the Jodie Foster on the pinball machine treatment by whatever is down there.

  1. Beth C. says:

    Oh, how do I love thee, Eddie…let me count the ways. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  2. Beth C. says:

    I’m bookmarking this post so I can refer to it when I need to steal stuff like “Dreidelfuck you with a gefilte fish” or “rainbowfuck you with Dr. King’s dream.” πŸ˜€

  3. tmi3rd says:

    I. Am. Not. Worthy.

    • Jose says:

      You have done the hardest part .admitting that you need to lose wehgit and that you need help to do it. You fall into the category of morbid obesity , and accordingly your wehgit issue is one that can seriously threaten your health and even your life. As for the insurance coverage part, that is something that you need to discuss carefully with your insurance agent, or the HR department where you work.I personally believe that you have it in you to accomplish this goal without drastic surgical or medical intervention. You worked hard and sweated blood to excel as a football player. Remember the wehgit room and the two-a-days ? Following a sensible diet and exercise program is not nearly that hard ..you CAN do it.First of all, be patient. You did not put on the wehgit overnight, and it will not come off overnight! Shoot for 2-3 lbs a week, and in one year you will lose everything you need to. To accomplish this, you need to burn more calories than you take in it is that simple. Most people can achieve this by sitting down and identifying the top 5 high calorie foods they are consuming now, and either eliminating them or cutting down on the frequency that they are consumed. Also, if you will really focus on slowing down when you eat, chewing thoroughly, and eating smaller portions for one or two weeks, your stomach will actually adjust to the new portion size and you will feel full after eating much less.Next, don’t count on the team sports or golf to get you where you need to go. You need 30 to 60 minutes of moderate, sustained aerobic exercise every day (brisk walking, jogging, biking, or swimming). As you get more fit, you can increase that time if you want to to accelerate results.Make a committment to do this for ONE MONTH. I promise you will lose a significant amount of wehgit, and most of all, you will feel confident in your ability to regain control of your life. Finally, in the famous words of the late, great coach Jimmy Valvano, Never, ever, ever, ever quit . You CAN do it.

    • Patricia says:

      Smash bang! F-bomb for the win and I can’t think of a more genuine blegogr. You remind me of a friend I have no inhibitions, no fear, but the most God-revering, humble, let’s-try-get-it-right-at-least-for-today kind of Christian thank you for that.

  4. Mortis says:

    I was with you till the fish….

  5. Michael says:

    Aliyahfuck your Stormfront fascination with your jizzed over Ron Paul bullshit.

    Jeebers, how do you come up with that? Is there some kind of formula?

  6. Purple Raider says:

    Eddie, you are a true artiste, on a par with DaVinci, Rubens, Rembrandt.

    I bow before you…

  7. I know this is old, but check this out guys: http://impolitecanadian.blogspot.ca/2012/07/charles-patrick-adkins-bad-ugly-coward.html

    Feel free to also see http://marezilla.com/2012/02/bloggers-beware-a-cautionary-tale/

    You can leave comments about how you all LOVE Mr Adkins, the asshat ;D

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