doubleplusundead

The Jonah Goldberg column passed around today prompted a hell of a response with the innertubes. But what fascinates me is not what happened, or what bill was passed, but by who wrote what in dissent. And in this case, the disagreement is illuminating.

All in all, I find it refreshing to see that those leftists who dared comment on Jonah’s column wound up defending the “terrorist” charge. I find it refreshing because, to them, any and all means are justified, and no low is too low. Good. Let’s have it that way. Lets have you leftists defend calling your opponents terrorists. At least we know where we all stand. Let’s know where you stand. Let’s know that a fat, middle-aged houewife from Marion, IN demanding her Congresscritter vote the correct way is more dangerous than men who state as their only goal in life to kill as many innocent people as possible. Let’s know that peaceful protests in DC scare you more than a guy screaming “Allah Ackbar” while boarding a bus with a suspicious backpack. And let’s know that you finally found a person more dangerous than a jihadi with an RPG-that being the American voter.

And now that we are all clear, let me reply to the lefties:

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you sporganically with your bloated whoreboy’s flaccid fuckstick. Fuck you for your judgementialism. Fuck you for your warping of the term terrorist to claim that a budget deal enacted peacefully was worse than planes crashing into buildings because you didn’t like what happened. Fuck you for your epistemic closure to refuse to think that maybe you overreacted during the debate. Fuck you for not even engaging us and wondering why we thought what we thought. And jugglefuck you in the ether for eternity and a day for calling me evil for refusing to give in to your demands.

You think I am worse than McVeigh for demanding less spending? Gogofuck you with a heelboot.

You think refusing to yield and allowing your camel’s nose of more spending into the already fragile tent known as the American Experience makes me the next Zarqawi? Bloatfuck you with a rabid narwhal’s fuckspear.

You think that wanting to do what we could to defend the taxpayers and our futures made us worse than bin Laden? Vigorfuck you with a fuckvase’s wilted fuckthistle.

You think that trying to lead a life of example to my daughter to teach her that sometimes, results be damned, you have to stand your ground suddenly makes me one of your next fundraising goals and tenured alumni pals? Proffuck you with a slideshow’s wasted fuckenergy.

And you think that calling the bluff of a set of clowns and their enablers, personal popularity be damned, will lead to 3000 innocent deaths? Well, fuck you so existentially, you’ll wish to avoid time and space to relieve the unpleasant fuckpains.

Look, you fuckwasted fucklemurs of Fort Fuckheadington, You failed to recognize with whom you were dealing. You were not dealing with a hapless clod like Newt Gingrich. You were not dealing with get along retards like Bob Dole and Mitch McConnell. You were not dealing with people who would let you write the legislation for us, so long as we receive nice praise from the media that carries your water for you. And you were not dealing with business as usual.

No, leftist fuckfritters with fucksauce on top, you were dealing with a new crowd unwilling to sell their future generatiosn down the river in exchange for 2 more years in office. You were dealing with people with backbones whop refused to yield, and you couldn’t handle it. You couldn’t handle rolling the opposition. You couldn’t handle articulate spokespeople unwilling to play nice with your sockpuppets in the media. And you couldn’t handle people who would ignore your taunts and Godwinism. And that led to you revealing how fucking immature, stupid, and vapid you and your ideas really are and were, and you couldn’t handle that fact. So fuck you into an NHS ward for being immature.

As I watch my daughter sleep, just days before she returns to school as a First Grader, did you really think I would lay back, let you have your way with my family’s future, and just take it? If so, I have a pile of Whalesplooge from the Fuckwhale’s visit to this country I would like to sell you. I will not yield to your side, and you can lash out at me all you want, but I will always be fucking here to fuckswarm with intellect any leftist tripe you try to push. I will not surrender. I will not shame myself by giving in to your idiocy. And I sure the fuck will not consign future generations to debt and obligations so grand, they will fall to their knees under the weight.

So fuck you, leftists. Fuck your odious analogies. And Warblefuck you just because I fucking hate being pushed into a rhetorical corner.