Things that really matter

Posted: August 11, 2011 by Sean M. in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

In these troubled times where our economy is in the shitter, nobody can find a job, London is burning, and–aside from violence–nobody is quite sure what’s going on in the Middle East, I find it comforting that there are people in this world who can still focus their energy on a couple of felt puppets getting gay married.

It must be nice not to have to think about the real world.

  1. veeshir says:

    I can’t believe they’re trying to force Ernie to marry that evil puppet
    That’s just cruel.

    We should start a “Free Ernie” campaign.

  2. Lemur King says:

    veeshir is right, Bert has been known to be evil for well over a decade by my accounting, and probably half that again. It will end tragically with Ernie beaten repeatedly and doing horrid things against his will.

    Bert supposedly even had ties with the Taliban.

    Battered puppets are just the saddest thing ever. Once kids get a view of torn threads and protruding stuffing, Ernie wearing dark glasses, long sleeved shirts, and duct tape… the “teachable moment” will have really arrived. And everyone will ask why this had been allowed to go on so long.

  3. veeshir says:

    wearing dark glasses, long sleeved shirts, and duct tape
    Okay, that’s funny.

  4. Fucking hell, why would anyone want to marry someone obsessed with pigeons??

  5. […] You see, Sean M. linked to the SF Weekly where someone suggested that Bert and Ernie get married so it would …. […]

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