Dear Paul Krugman

Posted: September 11, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Democratic morality, FAIL

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you with the leftover scrapings of a sausage wheelie as it is expelled from a fistfucked goatse’s ass. Fuck you for trying to tell us how to handle today. Fuck you with the celestial fuckrod from the aliens you wish upon us for your desire to use turn this day into a wedge issue by calling the people who handled the day as best they could “fake heroes”. Fuck you with your own mental disease for trying to turn this day into a policy speech. Fuck you for claiming today is a day of shame as the fucking President and Vice President of the United States honor and dedicate spaces destroyed by the terrorists. Fuck you for dishonoring the sacrifices, including many who never saw the next day, of all the fucking people who tried to make things right that day by claiming it became a wedge issue hijacked by others, all while you use this day to attack your opponents. Fuck you for implying this day has been poisoned as you write one of your meanest, nastiest columns ever. Fuck you for your poor spelling as you claim to be so fucking smart. And fuck you for being too fucking cowardly to allow responses to your column.

That is all. I am afraid what I will say further will be too rough, even for this place. So I shall take my leave, and wish a syphilitic fuckburger to be used as an old-school enema on Krugman, so that maybe some of his vileness will be flushed out.

Comments
  1. “I’m not going to allow comments on this post, for obvious reasons.”

    What? Too much of a fucking pussytard to let readers rip him a few new assholes?

  2. alexthechick says:

    If this was a sane world, Krugman would never be allowed to show his face in public again. Instead, he’ll probably get a Pulitzer.

  3. FishFearMe says:

    Spot on, Eddie! Fuck Krugman with the barbed cock of Satan. What a cunt this worthless bastard is.

  4. Well said. Fuck him and all his ilk, fuck them straight to hell, where they belong.

  5. aliceaitch says:

    Was Krugman’s post edited, or did I just imagine that he said “Christmas” at some point in the post?

  6. You were too nice, Eddie.

    You’re getting soft in your old age.

  7. Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing says:

    Eddiebear is the ONLY person on this planet I give best to when using the word “fuck”. I am humbled to learn at the feet of the fuckmastah.

  8. hayfarmer says:

    I’ve flushed beer shits smarter than Paul Krugman. I hope that muthafucker gets opened up like a can of dog food in an alley some night by an Obama voter.

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    Such a despicable piece of detritus. He is lower than a whale’s balls, and half as smart.

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  11. Beth says:

    Doubleplusfuck Paul Krugman!

    (Also happy birthday Unclefacts!)

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