Wait, That Stuff Is Still Going On?

Posted: November 10, 2011 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

I know that Herman Cain hitting on women, Holder lying to Congress, Owwies baning their sippy cups and other important things are happening here, but what else is happening?

Syria is still killing people.

The Gaza death cult is still shooting rockets at Israel.

Fukushima is still going on.

Mexican cartels are still killing Intertubers.

Somali pirates are still pirating.

Armenia is still occupying and acting all aggressive on Kazakh Azerbaijani lands, totally without Russia’s help and encouragement (wink wink, nudge, nudge).

Terrorists are still operating in the Sinai.

North Korea is still working on nukes and threatening with said nukes.

Iran is still threatening all and sundry with nukes.

EUnuchstan is still boned and still won’t even contemplate actually fixing anything.

On the lighter side, we might be looking at revolution in China.

We might be pretty boned, but seriously, the rest of the world is exponentially more boned.

So we have that going for us.

H/T My generally sour outlook today.

Comments
  1. alexthechick says:

    brb setting up Val U Rite iv

  2. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder says:

    Lest we think the third world is far, far away,
    there is a TB outbreak at Occupy Atlanta.

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