By the way, we’re boned

Posted: January 24, 2012 by socklessjoe in Brevity etc., Fun with Elections, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, Lame, News, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault

I’m writing this as the SCOAMF is preparing to speak…

Screen-capped from Drudge.

Guys, we’re boned.  Seriously.  It really doesn’t matter who we nominate, so no use getting all upset about it.

Just stock up on ammo, canned goods, and booze.

Go team-meteor!

  1. aliceaitch says:

    Who the hell are the 50% who hate America so much?

  2. veeshir says:

    Polls don’t mean crap until the one on the first Tuesday in November.

    All the rest are not Scottish and they’re crap.

    We haven’t even seen the next 9+ months of relentless “Why does Newt hate blacks and Teh Children” and the covers of all the major leftist 2-minute hate rags, like Newsweak and Time, with the worst possible pics of whoever is nominated.
    It doesn’t matter if it’s Romney or Gingrich, they’re going to get their fucking hate on.

    Watch what happens whenever Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher mention Newt, they always, always, always preface it with “racist”, “borderline racist” or “here he is using racist codewords (like “socialist” or incompetent or food-stamp president)”.
    When they mention Romney it’ll be all “white Mormon (wink wink)” all the time.

    This is going to be the fugliest election since 1864. The Dems are getting their hate on just like they did in 1864.

    Look for skewed polls too.
    “Look! All everybody else is voting for Obama, you’re not a racist are you? (magic underwear! Racist! Evil!)”

    This would be a good election to watch if you hate Amerikkka.
    Otherwise? Not so much. We’ll be looking back at the hilarity of 2008 with fondness through our alcoholic stupor.

    I saw my first shooting star ever last night. It didn’t hit even though I made my wish (it was heading west, right at California) oh well.
    Better luck next time.

  3. Jeff M says:

    I seem to remember a whole lot of people saying poles don’t mean anything in 2008.

  4. veeshir says:

    The ones a year earlier had Hillary! doing pretty well.

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