Global Worming

Posted: January 29, 2012 by veeshir in Filthy Hippies, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!, Win!

I’m not a climatologist, I just make fun of our current crop of global warmmongers, but I’ve been looking at sunspot data for the last 5-8 years to see what the Sun was doing and how it affected our planet. (Earth)

A couple years ago I predicted that by 2012 global warmmongers would be screeching about the coming ice age just in time for the Sun to start start up again. Now, I admit I figured Gorequemada would be on the bandwagon, but the year is young, so I’m calling this a qualified Win!

Here we have the UN admitting that the globe hasn’t warmed over the last 15 years and formerly global warmmongering ‘scientists” (the Met) saying we’re heading for the coming ice age.

For many years the sun looked like this

Now it looks like this

In other words, just in time for the Sun to start warming the Earth again, global warmmongering “scientists” will start screeching about teh Coming Ice Age That’s GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!

The Funniest End of Civlization Ever Strikes Again!

Look for article after article explaining that the Coming Ice Age That’s GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!! is caused by too much carbon in the atmosphere so we need to reduce our standard of living to stop it.

Now matter the problem, today’s compassionate lefties want us to lower our standard of living, just like the ascetic monks who are their spiritual fathers.

An artist’s representation:

  1. Lemur King says:

    You couldn’t be more wrong, v.

    The earth hasn’t started to catastrophically heat up only because of the lessened sunspot activity. When it starts getting warm again polar bears and other species at risk will die off in increasingly rapid pace and it will be because bastard deniers like yourself and SOYLENT GREEN failed to act. You’ve poisoned the minds of so many peo…

    Wait. You said we’re headed for an ice age?

    (smugly) See? It just proves my point, AGW is real. Our models {pounding out code changes furiously} show that all of this is accounted for and we stand by our predictions of dire man-made catastrophe in 100 to 150 years from now. Even in the meantime, if it cools down dangerously, it is the result of too much CO2 in the atmosphere and we must shut down man’s use of hydrocarbons using the tools we have available – Punitive Taxation.

    *blink* *blink* *blink*

    See how this sort of idiocy doesn’t require a shred of proof? When their models fail to predict real measured data there’s this furious storm of thinking and someone invariably says “It just proves how complex the relationships are and how difficult it is to account for everything, but we know enough to know that we’re right and you are a fool to not recognize this.” It’s enough to make me go into convulsions and start throwing a temper tantrum like Donald Duck.

    When civilization collapses under the increasing mass of stupidity being pumped out by the liberal pants-wetting control freaks, please make room in Veeshir-ville for me and mine to set up shop.

    Me, I’d welcome some global warming. Better crop yields and lower heating bills in the winter. Hey, there’s a thought… convince the AGW folks that warming will increase the yield and quality of their marijuana crops. They’d be rushing out to buy second and third SUV’s for their family.

  2. Thomas F says:

    Those morons better be praying to ole mother earth for lost of glowbull warming, because when it gets cold civilizations contract and people starve to death…..

  3. davisbr says:

    Is this the same Ice Age that I recall reading was going to doom Western civilization in the late-1960’s?

    Confused hell out of me when it morphed into the ozone hole by the ’80’s and then into the glaciers and ice caps all melting and stuff in the 90’s.

    It’s like the climate du jour for the decade.

    …how can they expect to not be considered utter boneheads, anyways.

    Climate science …science does not mean what you think it means boys.


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