Archive for March, 2012

Much like the previous attempt, the Paul Ryan budget proposal has once again been haughtily dismissed by the usual suspects.  It’s rather depressing, actually.  As several commentators have pointed out, the Ryan budget is hardly extreme.  Rather, it’s pretty close the absolute bare minimum necessary to avoid sovereign default, and doesn’t even balance the budget until something like 2040.  (That’s assuming that no other unexpected expenditures pop up over the next couple decades… like a war or something.)

Translation: we’re boned.  So sayeth the holy prophet, Mark Steyn:

It is faintly surreal to be sitting in paneled offices lined by formal portraits listening to eminent persons who assume the collapse of the dominant global power is a fait accompli. “I don’t feel America is quite a First World country anymore,” a robustly pro-American Aussie told me, with a sigh of regret.

More prophecy:

There’s a famous exchange in Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises. Someone asks Mike Campbell, “How did you go bankrupt?” “Two ways,” he replies. “Gradually, then suddenly.” We’ve been going through the gradual phase so long, we’re kinda used to it. But it’s coming to an end, and what happens next will be the second way: sudden, and very bad.

On a related note, Ruger is out of guns.  All manufacturers sales are through the roof once again, and Ruger’s stock is up tenfold since Obama took office.

And as if the Obama bureaucrats had nothing better to do than mess with us, a National Highway Transportation Safety Agency rule might make your car GPS unit almost totally useless.  The maps won’t be able to continuously update while you are driving.  You know, because it’s too distracting for you to have some clue about where your turn is.  Hooray, nanny state!

Best Of Joan Leaving The Room

Posted: March 25, 2012 by veeshir in Hotassery

I don’t feel like trying to figure out how to embed the vid, so you’ll have to click to Wyatt’s to see how Mad Men doesn’t cut away when Christina leaves the room.

I did notice that, from behind, she looks a lot like the Martian chick from Mars Attacks!.

Since I know you windowlickers don’t click links, here’s a taste

 

Edited for a stupid grammar error.

Update at the end, ugly update, linkage I saw at Ace’s.

The deal with that kid who was shot in Florida is getting out of hand.

Minitrue is bound and determined to provoke a race war. I can’t figure out why. I mean, I know why Jesse is saying things like ‘Blacks are under attack“, he hasn’t been in the news for a long time.

Why is Minitrue trumpeting the race-baiting?

Is it just because they like the story line and are too fucking stupid to realize what they’re doing? This seems most likely, never impute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

Do they really think it helps Obama? “Vote for Obama to prove you’re not racist. Again.” This is stupidity but with a touch of malice. If there’s one thing I know about our fine betters in Minitrue, it’s that they’re stupid and angry.

I don’t know what the deal is, I do know it’s not going to be pretty. The guy who did the shooting needs to go into hiding pretty soon. Somebody’s going to do something ugly.

Saw the Jesse story at Gateway Pundit

Update, also seen at Gateway Pundit our fine friends at the New Black Panthers have put out a Wanted Dead Or Alive poster for that guy.

This is not going to be pretty.

Update: The New Black Panthers have offered a $10k bounty on Zimmerman’s head.

And when asked whether he was inciting violence, Muhammad replied defiantly: “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”

The bounty announcement came moments after members of the group called for the mobilization of 10,000 black men to capture Zimmerman,

Holy fucking shit. That goes along with their “Wanted Dead or Alive” posters. Think of that.

They need to be arrested quickly and very fucking publicly. That’s a recipe for the start of some serious violence.

Holy fucking shit.

Funniest Item Of…. The Last Hour Or So.

Posted: March 23, 2012 by veeshir in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

I hate stealing from Ace considering that most of our 6 readers also read there, but this is just too damn funny and we need some a new post.

Some Kazakhs won a medal in shooting so the geniuses running the award ceremony played the made-up anthem from Borat for them.

Okay, that’s darn funny. I wouldn’t want to be those people. First, it was a shooting event. Second, you really don’t want to piss of Kazakhs. Just ask any of their neighbors. There’s a reason we use “Cossack” as a synonym for “bloodthirsty savage who’s gonna rape you, your wife, your kids and your dog”.

It’s even funnier that the film was banned in Kuwait, where this event happened.

Okay, the only way they could make that funnier would have been if they played the East German national anthem from Top Secret! when Germany wins a medal.

I’ve been through all 7 stages of grief for the death of my country.

1. Shock and Denial: There has to be a better candidate. There wasn’t.

2. Pain and Guilt: Mostly pain. Collective guilt that America is getting what we deserve.

3. Anger and Bargaining: Anger at the GOP, hoping against hope to get a better candidate. Perry was the epitome of this stage, sure he wasn’t very good, but man, he surely seemed like a bargain compared to the competition.

4. Depression: I still can’t really blog about politics, the depression on that score is just too deep. We’re so fucked.

5. The Upward Turn: Laughing at exactly how hilarious this all is. Sure it’s as endy as can be, but it’s been pretty darn funny (see previous post).

6. Reconstruction and Working Through: Eh, you gotta do what you gotta do.

7. Acceptance. Fucking Romney. Sure he’s not going to roll back much of what Obama has done, my only hope is that he doesn’t veto if Congress repeals Obamacare.

While I’ve said he won’t be much different from Obama, he will be far different in one way, he won’t be be able to wipe his ass on the Constitution. Our fine media betters would not have let him do what Obama has done extra- and anti-Constitutionally. They would have been all over his ass.

And for that, we need fucking Romney. Son of a bitch.

I’ve seen some arguments about the Supreme Court, but that’s just silly.

First, no conservative justices will retire while Obama is pres and if liberal ones do, where’s he gonna find someone as leftish as Ruth Bader, “don’t look to the US Constitution” Ginsberg? The worst thing that can happy is that Scalia or Thomas retires and Romney appoints a fucking squish like, oh, say Thomas or O’ “We need affirmative action for a few more years”Connor.

So actually the Supreme Court justice route is a bad argument for Romney, but the way Obama is turning our whole country into a Chicago-machine-political unit is possibly the most dangerous threat to our nation since FDR. And allowing him another 4 years to siphon $trillions of our and our great-grandkids money to left wing groups would be fucking horrible beyond belief.

Update: Forgot to say this post at the Puppy Blender’s about Santorum saying Obama is preferable to Romney (fucking tool) made me write this post, I’ve been thinking it for a couple weeks and finally wrote it.

There aren’t enough “Buh?”s in the world for this one.

This, is from the Official Obama Tumblr page.

I’m assuming it’s illegal to write this “This is the Obama 2012 campaign’s official home on Tumblr.” on a non-Obama Approved website. Even as I find it hard to believe that even the Obama campaign’s sycophants would put this out.

That’s hilarious.

No, that’s fucking ridiculously hilarious.
Update:I forgot to link the post instead of just the pic, notice the URL includes “Today in Cool“. That’s makes it hilariously more hilarious. /update

I bet a dollar Stoaty Weasel, Slublog and Iowahawk are absolutely going to beOUTRAGED!!!!! they didn’t think of this first.

Introspection, they has none.
Another update:

If anybody sees this on a shirt, shoot me an email. I already have 2 orders.

another update, You can get it on a T-shirt!

Another update, while S. Weasel didn’t think of the Capt America bit first, she did make it funnier.

I bow before her greatness.
No word on whether that’s available from her Zazzle store.

Cry me a river, jackass. Your precious little elitist ever so creative company is focusing on the market? And leaving you behind? Poor baby!

I’ve always been intrigued by the Apple fanboys who act as if Steve Jobs was some kind of selfless artist who only wanted to create pretty things for the artistic class to play with. Um. No. He was an utterly ruthless businessman who saw a market niche and exploited the hell out of that. I say that with all respect. And now Apple is looking around, saying “Yeah, we want that money there, screw you” and the whining is starting. Seriously, only a Muntz ha HA can properly express my response.