Third Rule

Posted: June 30, 2012 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Government FAIL, Hotassery, Liberal Fascism, Obama's Fault

I want to share something with you — the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, “Cover for me.” Number two, “Oh, good idea, boss.” Number three, “It was like that when I got here.”

Homer Simpson

We learned that the flawed tactics used in this operation began in the previous administration

Eric Holder, official statement on being held in contempt for stonewalling on Fast and Furious.

I’m actually now rooting for Romney because the alternative is so very, very… very, very bad.

I’d rather be rammed in the ass than shot in the face, in other words.

Via Say Uncle

Geez, I take a couple weeks off and there’s no hotassery at all. I’m disappointed in all of you. I should put Helen Thomas below the fold.

As a matter of fact, I think I will.

Okay, I can’t believe you clicked. That took balls. I like balls.

I gotta tell you, I don’t think I could even hit the ball on my serve facing her.

Ah, Misty May and Kerri Walsh, every four years a horny nation turns its lonely fap to you.

Nize pooper.

  1. Catseye says:

    Nice to see you back in the game DPUD! Hint: for the future: It’s never going to end we are going to have to fight till we die that’s just how it is, from the old guy sorry about that but I didn’t make the rules! Really glad to see you back at the game!

  2. Lemur King says:

    Since we haven’t been hit by that asteroid by now you are caving in and going for Romnification?

    Ok. I can buy that. As long as the status quo gets nukularized (metaphorically) in this fall’s process.

    Holder is just the tip of the iceberg. There will be plenty of monkey poo to be flung by all this time around.

    Nice hotassery. Excellent choices, all.

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