Caption Contest!

Posted: August 31, 2012 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, PEBKAC, Random Crap

No, not here, at Wyatt’s. I suck at directing caption contests.

This is my entry.

Close upon the flooding, the workers at Middendorf’s Tuna, supplier to StarKist tuna, were all found murdered.

The perpetrators apparently left no clues. D.C. Police are baffled and are currently looking for a boat to retrieve their cruiser.


You know that feeling you get right after y0u hit “post” and think, “Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.”? No reason, just curious is all.

  1. Lemur King says:

    I have had that feeling of Poster’s Regret, but unless it is a serious lapse I let it go, because just like when we begin learning how to cook, we learn best when we eat our mistakes – so too do we learn best the hard-won nuances of social behavior when we alienate our in-laws and our spouse’s family merely for drunkenly peeing on the rug next to the fireplace.

    “Oh give it a rest Grandma, it ain’t like you never seen one of these before.”

    Oh? Over the top? Whups.

    I’m banned again, aren’t I?

    • veeshir says:

      Banning is too lenient. That’s why I’ve boycotted you. Although peeing on the rug in front of grandma almost makes me rethink that position.
      After all, lemurs are famous for their incontinence.

      • Lemur King says:

        Lemurs are famous for their incontinence? Depends. ™

        Handey said it best:

        In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you. – Jack Handey

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