Turn Her Over!

Posted: October 2, 2012 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Jitardis, Parent of the Day, Queerblogging, Vagina Squad Fail

There’s an old joke about a virginal girl who married a Greek guy, her mother warned her not to let him “turn her over”.  So after the honeymoon, the girl asks her husband why he didn’t try to turn her over.

He replies. “Because I don’t want kids yet.” Badum-cheeee!

It obviously needs to be updated.

Afghan women, emboldened by the presence of U.S. troops. have complained about beatings they’ve suffered at the hands of their husbands. The domestic violence reportedly stemmed from the inability of the women to become pregnant and produce sons, highly valued in Afghan society….

Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant)

So Afghan men are beating women for not getting  pregnant, you can see where this is going (heh).

had been former “apprentices” of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their “apprenticeship,” at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception….

the Army called in its psychological operations teams, which developed information campaigns in Pashtun areas, explaining the basics of heterosexual relations

We had to teach them how to fuck.

I think that was a mistake, if ever there was a culture that deserves to die off, it’s the boy-fucking, women-beating, terrorist-loving Pashtun barbaricum.

Saw it here, but I had to find another link cuz his Washington Examiner link is dead.

  1. Lemur King says:

    I’m still blinking. Because the idea that you would have to un-teach a culture sodomy so they could stop beating their women so they could then go about having children speaks to me of a culture that is so fundamentally screwed up it would die off of life support.

    And that sort of thing shorts out my brain so I sit and blink. And blink. And blink some more.

    Getting our guys killed so they can help idiots beget other idiots who will just as gladly kill our guys – all while buggering each other… well, that’s just wrong.

  2. […] the other hand, the Taliban mostly mess with Pashtun and their spiritual brethren.  That link talks about our military having to teach them that they can’t work the ass so […]

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