Saturday Political Post

Posted: October 27, 2012 by veeshir in Random Crap

Wait, I mean Saturday, I can’t bear to look at politics post. I mean really, Mitt Romney is my knight in shining armor.

Update with a new “Below the Fold” feature! It was too long.

I might have my problems with ATC (Where are the pics? Huh?), but she’s surly not wrong about clowns.

Okay, that’s not right

Balls, he has them.

Bigger balls.

I always wonder what the third from the end is looking at.

I find this next one abhorrent.

There are 8 differences. Jeez, get it right.

The things that keep me up at night

Why did I misspell the plural of “Nebula”? Why didn’t I care enough to change it? Why am I asking you?

Cuz you can’t have the funny (such as it is) without the endy

It would be funny if it weren’t true.

We pause this post for a moment of cool. I just hope it doesn’t blow the blog up.

I’ve been saving that pic for a few years for just the right post, alas, I couldn’t find it.

I forget where I got this, which is too bad because it’s for real. Some guy will actually do it for you.

That’s cool, but not tacticool.

The only problem is that the candle gives away your position.

What’s the sound of one neuron snapping?

From the “Can of Whoop Ass” episode of “How It’s Made”

In view of the all the foo-for-aw over ladyparts, I feel this might be a timely reminder

Just sayin’ is all.

A little Science!

Wherein Veeshir disagrees with the “Fail” designation.

I call that a Win! But then, I feel that since our kids and animals no longer work for us, they need to provide us entertainment.

Case in point.

Sure his cousin didn’t tell him, but an adult took the pic, captioned it and posted it on the intertubes for all to see.

Okay, just a little politics. An original composition from a friend of mine. You don’t know him and I’d like to keep it that way.

Now for your moment of cognitive dissonance

This next pic brings up a question (it’s for real, I forget the magazine, but they claimed it was real)

We know sharks are attracted to blood in the water, but are they also attracted to feces and urine? Because I can see that question coming up.

Methinks someone’s enlistment is up.

A little history and an example of Why I love Italians. You know the stereotype about Italians getting stuff that “fell off the truck”? Well it’s twue, it’s twue.

In the 1800s, Napoleon had taken Egypt and had a bunch of the stuff he looted back to France. He fell as the convoy was passing Turino.

There’s now an Egyptian museum in Turino. Yes, an entire museum “fell off the truck”.

That’s hilarious. And it happened before there even was an Italy.

Eh, I’ve gone through two big folders and that’s enough. In honor of tomorrow, I’ll leave you with this

In keeping with Moronblogger rules, this post is 90% old.

The new stuff came from Nicole, ninme (who took time out from cat-blogging to horse blog) and the gun stuff through a link from Say Uncle (probably).

Remember to boycot Lemur King, don’t go there, link there or comment there. Just because I haven’t read his blog or commented there in a long time, he probably thinks I’ve given up my boycott. He’s easily confused that way.

  1. Lemur King says:

    Don’t forget to use the ™ symbol like so: Lemur King™. If you are going to boycott me, do it right.

    Now that we have the formalities out of the way, the “Spot Seven Differences”… well done, Sir. NICE find. I nod my head in respect to your find. It seems like on a technicality there are eight differences but damn that was funny.

  2. Nicole says:

    Good Christ, but that’s a scary shark picture.

  3. DejahThoris says:

    Dear Housekeeping Monthly,

    My mother always taught me that it was unladylike to spit, but my husband says it’s acceptable for married ladies. Who do I believe?

    Thanks for you help.

    A Properly Brought Up Lady.

  4. DejahThoris says:

    Your, not you.

    Oops, I blew my cover…heh.

  5. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder says:

    Had to look up Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips. Purty, nice genes.

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