Why is it that I never get an I Voted sticker? Every other polling place in America seems to hand these things out.
I have a nationwide agreement with everyone that whenever/wherever you vote, they send the sticker to me.
Thank you for voting.
contrary to what the prank callers would have us believe, there are not “busloads of Negroes” showing up to vote in the white sections of our county.
The lady at my voting place looked confused when I said “no thanks, I don’t need one” when she tried to give me a sticker.
I could really use one of those DPUD fuckity fuck fuck tirades that I love you guys so much for right about now. I will probably have to write my own and direct it at the limp lame establishment GOP who not only rolled over for Bathhouse Barry for 4 years but also helped inflict him on us for another four, but you guys are SOOOO much better at cursing than I am.
Remember, all it fucking takes is practice.
“The lady at my voting place looked confused when I said “no thanks, I don’t need one” when she tried to give me a sticker.” Hahahaha. I’m glad I’m not the only one that goes through that every year. I wore one once, and felt like a toolbox for about an hour, until I took it off. When I see people wearing them, they seem to me like folks who brag about their blood type.
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