doubleplusundead

Well, funnier so long as you ignore the middle east that is.

I was reading the puppy blender and saw a couple stories that are kind of messed up, but sorta funny.

First up, we see something that’s sorta profound in its simplicity.

Andrew Klavan notices something

It was downright bizarre to spend time with, say, Ann Coulter — who is smart, sweet, generous and kind — and then, only days later, hear her off-handedly derided by lefties as bigoted, evil and cruel. And because my lefty friends and relatives are lovely people, I wondered greatly at this disparity between their firmly held convictions and the truth.

And then goes on to this

In an empire of lies, only a crazy man would speak the truth.

Yup. Just ask any anti-globalwarmmonger.

And relatedly, we see another bit of hilarity where the truth gets in the way but lies are trumpeted as a Higher Truth!

First we see a story with a bunch of links to the puffhos, about how widespread college rape is but how it’s covered-up.
Anybody who’s paying attention knows this. Added in with the general, “We don’t need a bad rep” feeling, often it’s “good” students and profs so the colleges and universities don’t want to publicize it. I had a friend that happened to in a DC college. They made it plain that she should shut her mouth and she was probably asking for it anyway.

So we see the truth covered and here we see lies trumpeted. If the wrong people are accused of rape, (jocks and such mostly), well, the truth of the matter just gets in the way (see, Duke lacrosse team).
How to end this depressing deal?

We all know about stuff being both funny and endy, but what to call stuff that’s beyond funny but still endy?

My second favorite larious, endlarious.

My buddy sent me an email (you don’t know him, he’s not the one who searches for sloppy vaginas), with this link.

I don’t think this is old, apparently the Onion named Kim Jong Kg the Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 and the Chinese commie’s website/mouthpiece is so excited they have a slideshow with some of Mr Kim’s sexiest poses.

So is that endlarious? You have to admit, it’s very dam high-larious that they would fall for it.

And it’s very dam endy that they would fall for it. How deeply brainwashed do you have to be to believe that?

Endlarious!

Update:

The Onion noticed the commies and updated their story with this

UPDATE: For more coverage on The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012, Kim Jong-Un, please visit our friends at the People’s Daily in China, a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc. Exemplary reportage, comrades

See? Endlarious!