I’m still taking the afternoon off, I just have two things to say.
First, originally I was going to take the afternoon off to watch The Australian Rules Baseball Championship.
I was totally looking forward to seeing how they ‘fix’ baseball, I love Australian Rules Football. It’s like a cross between football, rugby, soccer and kill the carrier.
So what rules do they use for Australian Rules Baseball? Certainly they don’t wear helmets but do they carry the bats around the bases? Do the bats have spikes? Can you tackle the runner or the third baseman? I figured at least you’re out if you get hit by the pitcher but get on base if he tries and misses.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered they use the same rules we do! And the batters wear helmets!!!! Sonomabatch. I’m so disappointed in them.
Lemur King hasn’t posted since the 4th and he’s left one of the only people who like him in the spam bucket!
Now what do you think of my super-duper boycott now?