Ostrich Skiing!

Posted: March 1, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Hotassery, Obama's Fault

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It’s probably apropos of this end of civilization that on the dreaded Sequester Day When WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! it should be so boring.

How boring? The most exciting story of the day is that Obama wants to do a Jedi Mind Meld.

Just  a few links. The first few are ones you’ve seen but some people let their partisanship get the better of them, they’re not what they’re being reported.

First, to all you assholes who claimed that Taco Bell didn’t have meat in its tacos, they found horsemeat in their tacos.

See? Don’t you feel stupid.

Maxine Waters says we’re going to lose more jobs than there are.

Sure, point and laugh, but don’t you realize we’re not only losing real jobs, we’re losing the jobs Obama saved or created?

That’s fucking serious.

This one really bothers me, the NY Post almost always has great headlines, but they blew it on this one.

Current headline

Mayor Bloomberg says to lose weight you have to eat less

He says exercise doesn’t do any good, which is funny, (1/2 hour of exercise=1 muffin) but this is the quote I mean.

“If you eat less than 2,000 calories you’ll lose weight,” the mayor said on his weekly WOR radio show today. “If you eat more than 2,000 calories, you’ll gain weight.

How they should have headlined it.

Maniac Mayor Plans to Limit Restaurants to less than 2,000 calories per meal!!!

See? They blew it.

One person I never have to worry about missing the point is Tim Blair.  In talking about how Global Worming is going to cause an eel and pirhana invasion of North Carolina, he notes

Seems that at least half of this problem would be self-correcting.

See? He gets it.

More headline fun. They blew it on this one. It should read:

Mostly Peaceful Protest Ends When IDF Opens Fire On Mostly Peaceful Protestors!

Palestinian rioters at Gaza border fence fire at IDF soldiers, throw Molotov cocktails; Israeli military sources say 3 Palestinians hit by IDF return fire;

See? It was mostly peaceful until them dam Jews defended themselves.

Hmmm, Philly is worried about income, so what to do, what to do? I know!

For years, his home has been consistently valued at $12,000, but after a city-wide reassessment, it’s now valued at $116,700.


Let’s go old school. So I Married a Witch was on earlier. We really needed the internet to be around when Veronica Lake was alive, but you take what you get.




She has more class in her left nipple than all current Hollywood ‘actresses’ have in their both their silicon bags!


She has the sexiest smile.

  1. DejahThoris says:

    The God-king will be forgiven for “mispeaking.” At least he didn’t refer to The Internet as “interwebs!” That would have proven what a lying evil stupid chimp he really is. Oh, and racist. Can’t forget the racist part.

    Nichelle Nichols is way too classy and awesome to be suffering the attention of him.

    • veeshir says:

      Hey, she put with Shatner groping her, or was it Alec Guiness?

      Nathan Fillon?

      Eh, whoever it was, she sure showed those Imperial Browncoats what for!

  2. Lemur King says:

    I’m catching up on your posts – apologies for the late reply.

    Taco Bell™ employees did not see the humor when I asked for “horse meat tacos, please”. Were they getting pissy about the “meat” part or the “horse” part? You tell me.

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