Via Rand Paul, we see this article about me being Marked For Death!

The Obama administration calls it “targeted killing.” Steven Seagal would call it getting marked for death.

A few years ago FrnakJ opined that we were in a Borat movie, but now we’re in a Steven Segal movie.

I call plucky, comic relief. Let someone else be the guy who has to die for him to want revenge.

In News That Minitrue Will Not Report, this made me laugh earlier. Rand Paul wanted a vote on a sense of the Senate on Obama’s desire to kill me.

Dick Durbin refuses to go on record saying that Obama can’t kill me is pretty fucking funny. “We’ll have hearings” he said, and he’s willing to let Rand Paul testify. They’re the compassionate party but they need fucking hearings to say that POTUS can’t just go around killing people he decides to kill?

What made it funny was it was Dick Durbin. He does “earnest compassion” better than anybody in Congress, so his doing his EC look as he’s refusing to answer that question or let the Senate answer it is pretty darn funny.

Important update!

Dick Durbin just jumped in again and went off on long stupidity about attacking the planes on 9/11, which “question” Rand Paul had ‘answered’ at least once or twice an hour. Then, after Dick stopped talking, the senator from Wisconsin said, “If the question is so easy, why doesn’t that Dick want a vote?”

I’d say someone needs to shut Durbin up, but he’s just too fucking smugly stupid to keep quiet.

I understand in 21st Century America it’s bad form to actually notice reality so I’m one of those unhelpful types.

Like when I say Obama thinks he can kill me, I know people think I’m a jerk.

“The president could conceivably have no choice but to authorise the military to use such force if necessary to protect the homeland,” Mr Holder said.

Yeah,  and as Rand Paul has been saying, Obama said that “imminent” doesn’t mean “immediate”.

The only thing I’m hoping for from this filibuster is that Minitrue might have to actually cover that Obama is refusing to say he can’t kill me.

In, How Dare You Try To Uncover Our Cover-Up news, J Fucking Kerry says that you can’t interview Benghazi survivors.


Well, I – I mean, I can’t tell you the answer to that.

It’s a secret.

Little known fact, Kerry’s Wampanoag name is Watafokingtool.

In more Fuck You America news, we see whoever is in charge of not letting illegal aliens kill me is sending some illegal aliens. Hopefully the don’t kill me.

n internal U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) document obtained by the House Judiciary Committee reveals that the agency planned to release thousands of criminal aliens onto the streets to reduce the agency’s costs in light of sequestration. As of February 15, 2013, the document shows that ICE had roughly 31,000 illegal immigrants and criminal aliens in detention – already below the 34,000 mandated by Congress – and planned to reduce that number to less than 26,000 by March 31, 2013.

I’m rooting for me, but doing the math…. 31,000 -25,000.. multiply by felonies…carry the machete


In more News Minitrue Will Not Report so we have to see it in a Brit newspaper, we see more lying about the Sequestrageddon. So Big Sis says that LAX and O’Hare are all sequestrially slowed down.

However, when contacted by The Daily Telegraph, spokespeople for both O’Hare and LAX, as well as representatives from the travel industry, denied that airports had been hit by delays.

“We haven’t had any slowdowns at all

You know, a bunch of airports were closed by snow and there were delays all over the place, but she was too fucking stupid to pick one of those. It’s not just that they’re fucking America-hating thugs, it’s that they’re so fucking stupid.

In very interesting news, Alabama Arkansas has two abortion laws out that overrode the gov’s veto.

The 12-week ban would prohibit abortions from the point when a fetus’ heartbeat can typically be detected using an abdominal ultrasound. It includes exemptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother and highly lethal fetal disorders. The 20-week prohibition, which is based on the disputed claim that a fetus can feel pain by the 20th week and therefore deserves protection from abortion, includes all of the same exemptions except for fetal disorders.

It was all bi-partisany

Six Democrats joined with Republicans in voting to override the veto of the 12-week ban. Last week, only two Democrats voted to override the veto of the 20-week ban.

Both have limitations that involve the health of the mother so naturally,

The Arkansas Legislature has once again disregarded women’s health care and passed the most extreme anti-women’s health bill in the country,”

Asshole. If you’re going to fight it, don’t fucking lie. Have the courage of your convictions.

hmmmm, this one is reverse of my usual starting overseas and heading to America. I was just so happy about Rand Paul’s tilting at windmills. I always respect that. If you can’t do something useful, you should do something futile.

In a story about how Syria’s paroxysm is spreading to Jordan we find something that shouldn’t make me laugh but does.

These are perhaps most evident in the now-notorious Zaatari refugee camp, erected last summer in the desert east of the city of Mafraq, near the Syrian border. Originally intended for 60,000 Syrian refugees, it now houses over 146,000 in fabric tents, with thousands of new arrivals every week.

That’s what a refugee camp looks like, not the large cities where Palestinians live in Arab countries that will not allow them citizenship.

This is interesting. Some UN “peacekeepers” (actual results may vary) were taken captive by Syrian rebel/jihadis who are demanding

The militants, calling themselves the ‘Martyrs of Yarmouk’ say the UN workers will be held hostage until Syrian President Bashar al Assad’s forces withdrew from the nearby village of Jamla.

Hmmmmmm, those poor bastids are fucked. I can’t find the story, but some peacekeeper in the Congo kept begging for help, Kofi Annan or the current asshole told him to man up. He was eaten(The problem is there are so many stories of people being eaten in the Congo I can’t find that story). The UN is not just useless, they’re feckless.

Fuck, Turkey is going fucking islamically insane. That’s not good. In 1997, the last time they almost went jihad, the military stepped in. Erdrogan is making sure the generals know that’s not an option this time.

A retired general was arrested on Wednesday as part of a probe into the bloodless coup of 1997 that overthrew an Islamist-led government in Turkey,

Shit, those poor bastids are fucked too.

Now, some Teh Funny.

Sure, we could celebrate the death of Chavez, but I’m above that (or rather, past that step), so I say we celebrate Rob Lowe Getting Off A Good One (I’d finish that sip about now)

My greatest regret at the passing of America-hating strongman Hugo Chavez, is that he didn’t live long enough to party with Dennis Rodman

No, he got off a Great One. The responding tweets are OUTRAGED!!!!!!, supportive and clueless. Pretty funny.

Via iOwn the World, we see something that’s not funny. Well, the name is sort of funny. I mean, the only George Mason I know of was a bad-ass motherfucker back in the 1700s who made sure VA had a bad-ass constitution.

Twenty-two-year-old George Mason, Jr., has been arrested for allegedly attacking David Beltier while he walked near a busy intersection in Hillsboro with his boyfriend, Jeremy Mark, and their standard poodle, Beauty.

The couple says they were targeted because they had just dyed Beauty bright pink.

Now if the dog had attacked them I’d be all fer it, but that idiot doesn’t know if the dog is a rescue from Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. It’s a freaking French Poodle after all.

Little known fact, 98% of french poodles are gay so they’re mostly conceived via artificial insemination. You know it’s true, you just read it on the intertubes.

In ‘Murican guns ain’t like them furrin guns‘ news.

Polk County Sheriff’s Deputies found a man dead Sunday morning on Halls Ferry Road outside of independence, Oregon after they say he burglarized at least two homes Saturday evening.

So how did he die?

they believe a piece of the shotgun was caught in the trigger area of the AR-15. While crossing the field the truck hit a bump causing the weapon to fire once striking and killing Mendoza.

Unlike Glocks (foreign guns), when AR-15s go on killing sprees they kill bad guys.

  1. DejahThoris says:

    It’s supremely Funny AND Endy when Code Pink accidentally finds itself siding with us, gun-totin’ morons.

  2. […] over at DPUD is doing more than enough ranting and he’s doing a better job of it, so go here, here, here, and here.  Don’t read his links though, because that pisses him off when you […]

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