No rhyme, no reason, just a bunch of links that piss me off with a little funny in between.

Fuck you John  Fucking McCain and Lindsey Fucking Graham.

Almost exactly 24 hours after the Kentucky freshman began his information-seeking filibuster against CIA nominee John O. Brennan, fellow Republican Sens. John McCain and Lindsey Graham took to the Senate floor to denounce his demands and say he was doing a “disservice” to the debate on drones.

“I don’t think what happened yesterday was helpful to the American people,” said Mr. McCain, Republicans’ presidential nominee in 2008 — who topped Mr. Paul’s father, former Rep. Ron Paul, in that year’s primary.

No, seriously. Fuck you.

As for this

What we saw yesterday is going to give ammunition to those who say the rules of the Senate are being abused,” the Arizona Republican said

Fuck you. What we see from you today is being used by CNN to explain how Rand Paul is a doody-head who even Republicans hate. I was curious to see what CNN was saying about Rand Paul, they were talking about McCain and Graham.

Seriously, do you have to help Minitrue do their job?

I have to admit, I look forward to both the GOP and the Democratic party nominating Jeb Bush in 2016. We should just let them join the Dems to form the “We’re better than you” party.

The Norks are feeling all ignored I guess.

NORTH Korea led by tyrant Kim Jong-un has sensationally vowed to launch a NUCLEAR attack on the USA.

Or maybe China wants to start WWIII. Personally I’d wait until our fine political betters finish fitting us for chains, but I’m not a murderous commie dictator so what do I know?

Speaking of chains, Headline

Senate committee starting votes on curbing guns

Coburn is trying to stop the bullshit, but you know it’ll get out of committee along party line votes and then McCain, Graham and the rest of the usual assholes will give them “bi-partisan” cover.

A reposting that belongs here.

So do I man, so do I.

Speaking of Fuck You,

The proposal, known as a continuing resolution, passed by a 267-151 vote, with more than 50 Democrats joining most Republicans in supporting it.

See? No budget, just another continuing spending of $trillions that’s totally not a budget so those aren’t earmarks and it’s not a bloated piece of fuck you. It’s supposed to “soften” the effect of the sequestion.

For “soften” read, not even make the small reduction in the growth of the rate of increase.

Fuck. Is there some German word for being pissed off when you say “I told you so”?

Interesting take on the current HIGHEST STOCK MARKET EVER!!!!!! news.

They tell us not to worry that the Dow is truly down by 50 percent if you price it in gold.

Hmmmm, sort of takes the happy out of it, huh? Welcome to the 21st century.

That riot over the soccer hooligans in Port Said is still going on, and it’s getting worse. Egypt is about to “have to” institute all the emergency measures Mubarak instituted 20 years ago. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Friends of al Quaeda active in Syria! Yay! Actually, they’re taking ‘credit’ for some suicide bombings, who knows if they’re related. It’s still jihadi vs jihadi supporters/jihadis with Teh Peepul just waiting to see who gets to kill them.

Interesting, could this be a reverse Hama?

Rebels take Syrian army’s artillery division in the town of Maariya near the Golan Heights, activists say

Recall that when Hama ‘rebelled’, the Dorktator’s father ringed it with artillery and leveled it, killing tens of thousands, how funny would it be if the rebels ringed Assad’s palace with artillery and leveled it?

Speaking of jihadi assholes, J Fucking Kerry and the First Worf are honoring someone who, like Obama, is rooting for the jihadis.

Ibrahim jubilantly tweeted: “An explosion on a bus carrying Israelis in Burgas airport in Bulgaria on the Black Sea. Today is a very sweet day with a lot of very sweet news.”[…]

Ibrahim holds other repellent views as well. As a mob was attacking the United States embassy in Cairo on the eleventh anniversary of 9/11, pulling down the American flag and raising the flag of Al Qaeda, Ibrahim wrote on twitter: “Today is the anniversary of 9/11. May every year come with America burning.” Possibly fearing the consequences of her tweet, she deleted it a couple of hours later, but not before a screen shot was saved by an Egyptian activist.

That’s almost funny. What would make it hilarious would be  if she wore a bomb vest when she accepted it.

This one is very fucking funny. It’s like those “Behead those who say Islam is violent” deals.

There have been angry scenes outside the headquarters of the tyre maker Goodyear in France, over a factory that is being closed down.

Staff clashed with police outside the offices near Paris as a workers’ committee held a series of meetings to discuss the closure of the Amiens factory in the north of the country.

Heh, so Goodyear is leaving because you assholes cannot be reasoned with so you go a-rioting? Fun-nee.

Via Jay, we see NY’s whoopie boot heel,

Police responded to his home on Feb. 12 and Feb. 13 after receiving complaints from his next-door neighbor that his loud laughs could be heard across the driveway.

The 42-year-old was charged with acting “in such a manner as to annoy, disturb, interfere with, obstruct, or be offensive to others.”

At his arraignment Tuesday, a judge declined to dismiss the charges.

Seriously? You know those things clowns use to smack each other that sound like dog toys? The ones NYS use make the same noise but they’re lead filled.

Via Arma Borealis, we see this bit of hilarity. So someone thought they saw a guy with a gun and everybody responded in a reasonable manner, they shut down that part of the state and told everybody to hide under their beds. Yawn. But this is what makes it so damn funny.

one of the officers involved in the response was apparently injured in an accidental shooting.

That’s the set-up, they didn’t find any evil gunman,  here’s the punchline

Glickman said the lockdown went smoothly

That’s fucking hilarious, some idiot shot himself or another cop and the lockdown went smoothly?

I like Peyton Manning, he plays football, keeps his mouth shut and makes some funny commercials. I have no idea what drugs he does, which women he beats and what sort of animals he’s cruel to, so rare in today’s sports.

John Lilyea has a great link to him going on a USO tour. I won’t link the resultant link because it has an autoplay thing, I hate those.

Now, via Knowledge is Power, we see this that I can’t decide if it’s funny on purpose, funny on accident or the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.


Bwahahahahaahaha….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?!?!?!?!?

  1. jokelly65 says:

    aaah yes the land of liberty and freedom what a joke. Do a google search to find the number of Federal laws the responses are pretty amusing, in a dark non funny way. then start counting state, county and local laws..

  2. guy says:

    “…I have to admit, I look forward to both the GOP and the Democratic party nominating Jeb Bush in 2016”

    I’m hoping for a Jeb Bush/Chris Christie ticket to *really* drive that last coffin nail home.

    Heh, but only because a John McCain/Lindsey Graham ticket would be just too much to ask for.

    • veeshir says:

      .Heh, but only because a John McCain/Lindsey Graham ticket would be just too much to ask for.
      Shoot for the Moon! Never Give Up! Never Surrender!

      jokelly, I’d rather not.

      I’m far too deeply into denial to want to know stuff like that.

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  4. Paul Duncan Monk says:

    Lindsay Graham… Maybe I’ll start taking that little panty waist seriously when he hits puberty.

    • veeshir says:

      He does look lost without his Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit and gigantic lollipop.

      • Paul Duncan Monk says:

        Thanks a lot veeshir. Now I have to scrub my brain with bleach and a wire brush to remove that image.

        • veeshir says:

          Really? That made me laugh. I wish I was any good at paint-shopping stuff, but my version of Paint isn’t as good as the version some others seem to have.

          • Paul Duncan Monk says:

            Sometimes even what’s imagined cannot be un-imagined. Initially I found that imagery very funny and I laughed but shortly thereafter the nausea set in. The first time I saw him on TV all I could think was “creepy dude”. His vibe just spooks me and I did 25 years in the military. If he lived in my neighborhood I would warn my kids to stay away from him.

            • veeshir says:

              Initially I found that imagery very funny and I laughed but shortly thereafter the nausea set in.

              Welcome to The Funniest End Of Civilization Ever!, it’s hilarious. Until you think about it.

  5. MM says:

    Tasty post dude-loved the gun video, I wanna shoot an RPG-I’m with the lady who was disappointed Tebow got shipped but damn, I loved Manning this year-he’s really outstanding and that USO tour link had me with a pretty big lump in my throat

    • veeshir says:

      I don’t like or dislike the teams Manning has played for, but I do like him. When he left Indy he could have been a whiny bitch about it, but he left with class.

      Yeah, who doesn’t want to shoot an RPG?

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