The pods, which covered her gums, tongue and cheek, were filled with an ejaculatory apparatus and sperm, with the apparatus discharging the sperm very forcefully.
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gives a whole new meaning to Oral Sex LOL. so cool to learn new things, and so disturbing I may never eat Calamari again LOL
I think you’re probably okay as long as you make sure that it’s cooked.
Here, I thought you were reading the synopsis from the Adult DVD of the Month selection.
Another great quote from the article:
“I’ve probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.”