From anyone else, this would be just too gay. From Bronson, it’s just … right.
(The International Unit of Measure of Manliness is the milliBronson. Charles Bronson is the standard at 1 Bronson. All others rate below him at some number of milliBronsons.)
I heard that Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney’s penis and John Bolton’s mustache may achieve 1 ß.
If that were Obama it’d be 1000% correct in every way.
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