Such a little thing makes such a big difference

Posted: July 2, 2013 by Sean M. in Fun With Media

Dear people who read things from a teleprompter on camera for a living,
I’ve recently noticed that many of you are having some difficulty distinguishing the current President of Egypt from a certain English singer, so I thought I would slap together a little primer on how you can tell the difference between the two:

Fig. 1: Morsi
Fig. 2: Morrissey (he’s the one in the middle)

Remember, the former is from the country with the pyramids and has two syllables in his last name, while the latter is from the country with Big Ben and has three syllables in his last name. There are some other, more subtle differences as well, but this ought to get you on the right track.

Well, I hope that helps. If you have any further questions, please feel free to leave them in the comments.

  1. Hm…wonder who would be the bigger fuck up in that hellhole?

  2. Jimmy don\'t play that says:

    No contest – the Egyptian president is the better musician!

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