So, Today I learned…

Posted: July 5, 2013 by chad98036 in Uncategorized

that every movie I have enjoyed  – ever is merely crytptofascist propoganda designed to " gussy up the triumph of oligarchy, corporate capital and globalisation?"

Please provide examples you say:

Under Siege – Celebrates victory over a ruthless enemy and the re-imposition of the cryptofascist American social order through excessive violence and rugged individualism.

Gladiator – an allegory for the 2000 Presidential campaign of George W. Bush.

Spiderman apparently degrades the human spirit, in a cryptofascist manner no doubt, as well as cryptofascistly demeaning the filmmakers art.

Thank God for Rick Moody, a man who so uncryptofascist that he can recognize Americans for what we truly are (and hopefully steer us to a righteous path):

"To be an American, to be a citizen of the West, is to be a murderer."

So not only cryptofascists but murdering cryptofascists.  I feel so ashamed – I don’t know if I can go on living my cryptofascist life while burdened with all this cryptofascist guilt.  I guess I will just have to content myself with the fact that today is the 4th of July and we get to cryptofascistly blow stuff up to celebrate the birth of the greatest country on Earth.  Yeah I think that will do it.

  1. Sean M. says:

    Hey, better late than never.

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