Rolling your car

Posted: July 13, 2013 by doubleplusundead in Uncategorized

Not on the recommended list.  Fucking hurts like a motherfucker, I’m both blessing and cursing my seatbelt.  Did I mention wear your MOTHERFUCKING SEATBELT?  Morons who know me on a more personal level might get this tribute, farewell, O’ Taurus, to that great highway in the sky,

  1. Sean M. says:

    Glad you walked away from it, boss.

  2. doubleplusundead says:

    yeah, me too.

  3. DejahThoris says:

    Honestly, find it weird that anyone still insists on defying the logic of seatbelts. Libertarianism shouldn’t be used as a safeguard against inertia.
    Well done on surviving the crash relatively unscathed.

  4. Dr Spank says:

    I always use seat belts cuz my motherfucking air bags never deploy.

    • doubleplusundead says:

      Funny you mention that, the passenger bag deployed, driver’s side didn’t. That had everyone confused.

  5. Dr Spank says:

    A lot of people hate Oasis.

    And for good reason.

  6. doubleplusundead says:

    That song came out when I was a bratty kid. I was never an Oasis fan, but this song was a big hit so you remember it, and my car was a beat up, hard used car, and champagne color, so I started calling it the Champagne Supernova.

  7. Catseye says:

    Glad to know you made it out relatively unhurt, Dpud. Rest up and take it easy you don’t really know how bad the damage is until later, I found that out thru experience.

  8. veeshir says:

    That’s scary. Glad you’re okay.
    I’m totally against seat-belt laws, but I think you’re an idiot if you don’t wear one.

    I’ve never rolled anything, which I’m very happy about.
    Well, except for snomobiles, 3-wheelers, go-karts and dirt-bikes, but they’re expected to roll so I don’t really count that.

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