Yeah, it’s satire and old.
So sue m….DPUD.
I’ve put the post below the fold, here’s an example of Obama’s
Smart Slack Power!
Via Are We Lumberjacks (he never answers that question, it kind of pisses me off)
There aren’t enough “Ha”s in the world for my Bwa on this one.
Read the whole thing, the pic makes it even funnier (I don’t want to steal it).
Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend.
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began (Ya think? V). “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
And yes,that’s not the only funny part.
I mean, how often do you say, “The two people duct-taped in the dumpster were the lucky ones“?
Via Doug Ross’ Larwyn’s Lynx