Rape: Funny and Endy!

Posted: September 20, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

While there’s not a lot of humor going on (I mean, it’s sort of funny watching Obama’s Smart Power Team get their clocks cleaned over Syria, but that’s a lot scarier than funny), the FEOCE Strikes Back! and Eric is there to document it.

A female tutor is on trial for statutory rape of a 15 year old boy, but there’s a twist.

by claiming she is the one who is the victim of sexual assault by a 15-year-old student.

Flint-based attorney Michael Manley questioned the now 16-year-old boy in Grand Rapids District Court on Thursday, Sept. 19, and while the teen said he never physically intimidated Simon, he still forced her to have sex after she repeatedly rebuffed him.

Manley made sure to make a point that the teen athlete is 6-foot-3 and weighs about 220 pounds, a clear contrast to the petite 33-year-old former tutor and school aide.

Under questioning by Chief Assistant Kent County Prosecutor Christopher Becker, the teen’s most frequent response was “I don’t remember” and the boy admitted that he had no desire to see this case come to trial.

“I didn’t want anything to happen,” the teen said as his parents watched. “I don’t believe anything should happen.”


Eric then opines

Can there be such a thing as mutual rape?

I find myself forced to wonder whether it might be now possible to be a rapist and a victim of rape at the same time.

Don’t get me wrong, that’s not funny.

But it is.


  1. Oh that IS funny… in a sort of Lord of the Flies Meets Mary Poppins kind of way.

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