Suck It Bitches!

Posted: October 23, 2013 by veeshir in Zombies!

Something I’d never thought about.

Zombies are carrion.

I live in a desert in AZ.

If there’s one thing there’s a plethora of in a desert, it’s carrion eaters.

When  an ambulance or police siren goes by on the main road a mile or so away you can hear a whole bunch of coyotes howling like tortured ghosts.

There are always birds of prey going by, including a huge freaking raven(s?), or the biggest crow I’ve ever seen.

While you easterners are fighting for your lives, I’ll be posting movies of coyotes bringing down the zombie hordes and hawks pecking their brains out as they land on their shoulders and go for the eyes.

To repeat myself, suck it bitches!

 

Comments
  1. Entire article is based on the mistaken notion that zombie flesh isn’t inherently toxic. This was covered in WWZ (definitive tome on the topic). The author is just writing click-bait.

  2. Mitchell says:

    Y’all do know that there never was, nor will there ever be such things as zombies, right? Or “infected”, or “walkers” or whatever.

    • veeshir says:

      Listen, what you call them is off-topic, we’re trying to have a serious conversation here.

      • chad says:

        Zombies suck. “Nuff said. (BTW, The Walking Dead is the single stupidest TV show ever. Even stupider than the new Robin Williams POS)

        • doubleplusundead says:

          Agreed. Fucking awful, you know a show is awful when you actively want the zombies to kill pretty much everyone in it.

          • veeshir says:

            I’ve watched sporadically.

            I missed one whole season, the bullshit at the CDC soured me on the show for two years.

            I’ve always thought Darrell should have left them to die long ago.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s