Suck It Bitches!

Posted: October 23, 2013 by veeshir in Zombies!

Something I’d never thought about.

Zombies are carrion.

I live in a desert in AZ.

If there’s one thing there’s a plethora of in a desert, it’s carrion eaters.

When  an ambulance or police siren goes by on the main road a mile or so away you can hear a whole bunch of coyotes howling like tortured ghosts.

There are always birds of prey going by, including a huge freaking raven(s?), or the biggest crow I’ve ever seen.

While you easterners are fighting for your lives, I’ll be posting movies of coyotes bringing down the zombie hordes and hawks pecking their brains out as they land on their shoulders and go for the eyes.

To repeat myself, suck it bitches!

 

Comments
  1. Entire article is based on the mistaken notion that zombie flesh isn’t inherently toxic. This was covered in WWZ (definitive tome on the topic). The author is just writing click-bait.

  2. Mitchell says:

    Y’all do know that there never was, nor will there ever be such things as zombies, right? Or “infected”, or “walkers” or whatever.

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