How You Can Tell It’s Not Science

Posted: November 4, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!

You know, besides looking into it,

So we’ve all heard Gorequemada warning us about Gaia throwing plagues of hurricanes, tornadoes, drought, flooding, the Nile turning to bloo…. oops, scratch that last one. Different religion.

So as the current conventional wisdom is that global worming is going to pause for 20 more years (spoiler alert: That’s just as “scientific” as global worming, the Sun isn’t acting the way it’s acted for the last couple hundred years and it’s freaking scientists out) we see that tornadoes are happening at a very low rate. and so are hurricanes.

So CO2 is increasing yet the temperature is decreasing and all their dire warnings are just not coming true.

So what would real scientists do when faced with these facts? Admit they need to refine their hypothesis or scrap it altogether and go to Cabo to study the effects of pina colodas on college students for a little while.

But not global warmmongers, they lie.

A leaked draft of an IPCC report due in 2014 shows how climate change is already affecting food security around the world. –

You see, just because the planet’s been cooling, and is showing no signs of warming in the near future, that doesn’t mean that all that starvation and famine and drought and stuff doesn’t need a $trillion of American money.

Hey, without the USSR, Russia kind of broke and China cheap bastids, it’s hard to run a Thirld-World dictatorship hellhole these days while still filling up Swiss bank accounts, if they don’t have enough starving people they won’t get Alyssa Milano to earnestly ask me for money.

  1. Lemur King says:

    This is why it was so imperative a while back to transition from “global warming” to “climate change”. CC requires much less defense because it depends on the believer to supply it wih ominous overtones and doesn’t sound nearly as silly when faced with contrary facts.

    I have also noticed how “leaked” IPCC drafts always seem to be floated trial balloons that match their dogma but hacked ones are the ones that the IPCC wishes never saw the light of day.

    • veeshir says:

      The best part about being a global warmmonger is that you normally don’t have to face contrary facts, you just ignore them and make up facts that fit your models.

      The problem is that Gaia hate Al Gore so She refuses to play along.

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