This tweet wins teh Internets:
Ford: “I am no longer using drugs of any kind. WOULD SOMEONE GET THESE SPIDERS OFF ME THEY ARE ALL OVER ME.”
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 5, 2013
Also, right now I just don’t want to think about a universe where Terry McAuliffe wins a state-wide election.
Virginia, I am sooooo disappointed in you.
doubleplusundead 