Today is a two-fer of things Obama hates.
First, the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. As a blogger nobody hear reads said,
Obama is blowing off the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.
I can understand that, after all, America ending slavery probably drove his slave-selling ancestors out of the business.
The other thing that happens today that Obama hates, and I’m embarrassed I didn’t let you know yesterday it was coming up, is National Ammo Day!
Don’t forget, if you run out of ammo it’s just an unwieldy stick with a bayonet on the end.
Great for hiding in the desk drawer where everybody steals your candy! Apparently these Haribo sugarless gummy bears have an adverse affect on your gastro-intestinal system.
That’s where things started to go wrong. Thrust increased, to be sure, hammering the porcelain, but the exhaust flow became turbulent. It was also becoming asymmetric. The signal came from below, “The engines cannae take any moor, Cap’n!” (I have no idea why my arse has a Scottish accent.)
RTWT, there’s some serious literary talent going on there.
Via LC Crunchie at the Emperor’s.
Update to the Update!
Don’t forget to RTWT
My neighbor’s snooty poodles, as they often do the minute my back is turned, slithered up looking to sneak a treat. They both tore into the bag, ate much of it, and pranced home where they were let in with terms of cuddlesome welcome.
What happened next is too fearful to relate.