instead of WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!?
I know I’m sick of hearing about how boned we are, let’s hear about how how boned someone else is.
The best part is that, like Obamadebaclecare, it’s self-inflicted.
Also like Obamadebaclecare, it has layers. Like an onion or an ogre.
Hmmm, should we start with teh funny or end on it? Start with it I think, I hate to wait.
‘Father of Suicide Bombing’ Reportedly Injured in Iran Suicide Bomb
Heh. That’s funny.
Even though the guy is a liar if he’s claiming to be the father of suicide bombing. After all, we all know that’s the Arafish and he’s already in Hell with 72 Virginians shoving hot pokers up his ass. Too bad he enjoys that.
But it does clear up something I was wondering about, this story about Saudi Arabian terrorist/diplomats clearing out of Lebanon for fear of Hezbollah killing them.
So they did that a few days before the car bomb war in Lebanon heated up.
The suicide attacks were “just the beginning of a process of applying the Iraqi model to Lebanon,” sources close to the Shiite group Hezbollah told Al-Rai newspaper.
The sources also expect a rise in such attacks in Lebanon “similar to what is happening in Iraq.”
And if Hezbollah says a car bomb war is going to heat up, you would be smart to believe them.
I’ve said it before, but Lebanon did it to themselves, I have no sympathy whatsoever for them. They wanted Hezbollah, they got Hezbollah and all that comes with that band of murderous terrorists.
On the downside, Iran appears to be planning on spreading the unrest to previously stable Jordan.
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said that a rebel force was being formed in neighboring Jordan to launch an offensive in southern Syria’s Daraa as well as in the outskirts of the capital Damascus, Al-Joumhouria newspaper reported Friday.
As we all know, the chinless dorktator in Syria is just an Iranian puppet. Sort of the relationship between the Norks and China. They’re “Plausible Deniability” states in other words.
Jordan is in a tough spot, all they want to do is not be involved in Islamic terrorism, but the region around them is awash in it.
They try to keep the peace by keeping their Palestinian “refugees” in “camps” and allowing them no civil rights whatsoever but if Iran and Saudi Arabia (who hates Jordan) decide Jordan is the next battlefield in their war, well, that’s that for the Hashemites.
First story via Yourish.