Finally! Some Funny To Go With The Endy

Posted: December 1, 2013 by veeshir in China, Exploding things, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

Is it me or is it getting funnier out there?

We have Veeshir rooting for al Quaeda, they’re moving into the Gaza part of Terrorstan, and also for El Generalissimo Supremo in Egypt, because their military kills Islamic idiots and just allows secular dictators.

We have Obama fighting both sides of the budding war in the South China Sea.

Here he is sending B-52s to fly through where China said they have to ask permission.

Here, he is telling US airlines to do China’s bidding.

Here we have Iran promising the Middle East that their nukes are only meant for Jews.

Which is funny because Iran says there‘s no deal.

Here we have Russia arming Iran up to kill Americans and  former American allies. I figure Obama will bail on that deal, unless he comes in on the side of Iran.

Because, as Obama says,

“Tough talk and bluster may be the easy thing to do politically, but it’s not the right thing to do for our security,

Peace For Our Time!

Although, as FrnakJ wrote so aptly,

Who do bullies pick on in the playground? The giant, crazy looking guy who looks ready to snap and kill the person nearest or some harmless looking weenie who appears to do anything to avoid conflict?

We really need a POTUS who’s read and understood that most important essay.

CNN has a funny today.

First, they put out an Obama press release as “news”. It’s all stuff like this:

All these changes have made a noticeable difference in’s operating metrics, Zients said.

They write how great the website is and then note it’s an administration tool saying it but nowhere do they say if it is actually working. I’ve been flipping to CNN all day, they’ve been running that crap over and over. “The admin says it’s wonderful so now will those meanies stop rooting for failure!

But they also run this story showing that the website crashed when someone actually tried to use it. You’d think they’d put the two together. But there’s your problem; thinking. Don’t do it when watching CNN.

Now, I’ve written “rampaging John Lennons” on this page (no really, I did. You should try reading it) and I thought that was the most unlikely thing I could write. Of course, then I wrote about global worming making the world blow up so my ridicumeter had be recalibrated.

And now we’re there again. (Via Paco)

Two men save shark from choking on moose

Not sure if it was time well spent, but they made the papers so what do I know?

The only unfunny part of today? Watching Movable Object meet Resistible Force on Sunday Night Football.

Important Update!

So the Ukrainian leaders are trying to go back to being an SSR and Teh Peepul are a tad upset. They had their Orange Revolution and the leaders have spent the years since undoing it so now there’s some serious violence going on between the people and the dictator’s thugs. I’m rooting for them, it’s not easy to stay free.

I only wish we had a POTUS who actually sided with people trying to throw off dictators.

Update to the update

  1. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder says:

    Awww, The Pharaoh is trying so very hard not to look like a tool of the muzzlum brotherhood or a wholey owned subsidiary of the popular army of the PR of China while still obeying Aunt Valerie. He’s not doing a very good job, but presidenting is hard.

    • veeshir says:

      Awww, The Pharaoh is trying so very hard not to look like a tool of the muzzlum brotherhood or a wholey owned subsidiary of the popular army of the PR of China

      It’s funny how he always seems to side with the dictator against America.

      Why can’t the world would just let him eat his damn waffles?

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