Michael Z Williamson wins the intertubes. (or rather, he won 12/10, but I didn’t see it and I decide that stuff)
It’s a long post that’s worth reading in response to some retired LTC who says gov’t needs to take my guns.
MZW won with this quote
I have a better plank than his: Elect me, and Bob (“Mastur”) Bateman will be lashed to a table and raped to death by rabid yaks on Viagra.
My platform only violates the rights of one person, therefore it is morally superior to his.
Heh. I’m stealing that.