Archive for February, 2014

Geez, we haven’t had a good blogwar around here for ages.

Of course, we here at DPUD don’t blogwar against other blogs, we are all about the interblogwar.

I’ll start.

80s music sucks, they had far superior music in the

60s,

70s (it’s a 4 minute song, not sure what they do the last two minutes)

90s

and even the 00s

Remember folks, smack, LSD and pot make good music, cocaine only makes good movies.

Speaking of drugs, this is lame.

star trek wiz

Now maybe the rest would play that, but we all know Kirk would walk in (swoosh) in and start bitch-slapping people.

An artist’s rendition

Pic via The Outrider.Borepatch.

So the Ukrainian parliament voted unanimously to impeach Putin’s Tsarling, said Tsarling is saying he’s not going anywhere.

It’s going to be interesting, Putin isn’t going to take it sitting down. He has a Russian empire to build and he’s not getting any younger.

There’s a reason I call him Tsar Putin I and it’s not just because he’s a Russian dictator, if he was more commie I’d call him Comrade Premier but he’s a medieval thug.

Recall all the people he’s had poisoned, including the previous Ukrainian who tried to stand up to his Tsarling and the guy in Britain.

I figure the Russian military is already getting ready to roll into Ukraine and I’m sure Obama is readying a …. sorry, we all know Obama has no plan.

He’s  going to figure out which Republican to blame while telling both sides, invader and invadee, to step back and then go golfing at Augusta while Kerry whines about about global worming and tells the Jews to stop not letting the Palestinians kill them while nobody will take Hagel’s phone calls.

Some weeks you get no posts, some days you get three. Eh, it’s not like anybody reads them.

I’ve read some stuff I haven’t seen elsewhere. Too bad nobody will see them still.

The latest development with the Norks is pretty darn funny. When they scream about nukes and killing us all, people mostly just ignore them. So what’s a murderous lunatic to do?

There have been signs from North Korea recently of a warming attitude toward South Korea….

South Korea has responded to all this by tightening security,

 

That’s hilarious, threaten to nuke us all and we laugh, try to be friends and everybody’s scrambling their fighter jets.

Huh, the Ukrainians aren’t as stupid as I thought. I figured the murderous Tsarling was just trying to get some breathing room to plan for the next uprising, it seems I’m not the only one.

President Viktor Yanukovych received an ultimatum from militant protesters on EuroMaidan: Resign now or else.

They aren’t taking the promise of reform next year in exchange for calming down now and they might be winning.

Parliament voted to free ex-Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko from prison by decriminalizing the article in the criminal procedural code under which she was convicted.

That’s the previous leader who the current Tsarling threw in jail, the current thug has to sign the ‘law’ so she’s still not free, but….

Tired of mayhem at home, Yanukovych flees to China

Tsar Putin I must be really pissed off. Good.

Since Minitrue isn’t really into showing the mayhem in their favorite soft-commie dictatorship, the Caracas Chronicles is a good place to find out what’s happening. So what is Minitrue ignoring? (links in original)

People continue to be arrested merely for protesting, and a long established local Human Rights NGO makes an urgent plea for an investigation into widespread reports of torture of detainees. There are now dozens of serious human right abuses: National Guardsmen shooting tear gas canisters directly into residential buildings. We have videos of soldiers shooting civilians on the street.

And that’s just what came out in real time, over Twitter and YouTube, before any real investigation is carried out. Online media is next, a city of 645,000 inhabitants has been taken off the internet amid mounting repression, and this blog itself has been the object of a Facebook “block” campaign.

 

Bastards, I really hate those preening, journolist motherfuckers. They are absolutely just Minitrue now, they ignore anything that doesn’t advance their chosen political party.

Speaking of thugs.

It allegedly started with her jogging in her toe shoes and sporting headphones. It ended in video of her screaming and being led away in handcuffs.

The article acts as if there’s some question about why she was detained, they don’t seem to accept that it was because she didn’t have ID on her, but here’s what the police say.

According to a statement…from police spokeswoman Lisa Cortinas: “[In this case], the call is titled failure to identify.” (emphasis mine V)

She didn’t have her papers when the police demanded them so she was handcuffed, pushed around and taken to jail.

So where did that happen? Venezuela? Ukraine? Russia?

Austin fucking Texas.

Speaking of Americans acting like Nazis, the Obama Admin!

A US official close to President Barack Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry said both men are disturbed over what is being perceived in their inner circle as “Jewish activism in Congress” that they think is being encouraged by the Israeli government,

Man do I hope American Jews who care about Israel are very happy with their support of this asshole, even after watching him screw Israel over for 4 years they voted whelmingly if not overwhelmingly for his re-election.

The Austin Nazi story is from the Outrider (Broken Patriot), I stole this pic from him that perfectly encapsulates how I feel. Don’t tell him. I stole it.

the problem

He also has this about Hinckley up for parole.

To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting Ronnie. We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We’re confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.

 

 

Dude, We Need Milk

Posted: February 21, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Win!

So you’re selling cookies and you’re standing outside a supermarket selling a box every now and then.

Hmmmm, how to up your sales?

… Girl Scout in San Francisco and her mother made a rather business-savvy decision to sell cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary.  

 

So, how did it work out?

…after just 45 minutes, Lei had to call for backup cookies to replenish her stock.

Brilliant!!!

 

I fully expect a reaction when this hits national news, some people are going to be OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!

That’ll be funny. .

The secret-policeman-dictator in Venezuela is threatening CNN for their coverage of the way he’s murdering ‘his’ people.

I only see about one article a day, and not many of them are really all that hard-hitting. They do note that a beauty queen was killed but it’s a video link which I won’t watch, but I’d bet they don’t actually blame the secret-policeman-dictator, but that’s just just my innate mistrust of Minitrue outlets when reporting on anti-American, murderous, commie dictators.

Here’s CNN explaining shit and stuff.

Major social and economic problems have fueled the protests. But as the demonstrations gained steam, officials have pointed fingers at other factors and accused the United States of plotting to destabilize the government.

Sure they say they’re after freedom and stuff, but the benevolent rulers are blaming the US. It’s just a “he said/they were shot resisting arrest” sort of thing.

Some blame Venezuela’s government, led by President Nicolas Maduro, for those problems. Maduro and other officials blame the opposition for the security and economic problems.

The bitches wuz askin fer it?

The protests are the largest Maduro has faced in his 11 months in power.

Yeah, the biggest he’s faced in less than a year in office. Ummm, how many others were there? Where there any others? They don’t say.

(Maduro) has called opposition members fascists and compared them to an infection that needs to be cured.

You gotta love the way they just sort of slide past the secret-p0liceman-dictator saying he’s going to kill them all. You kill what causes infection, right? And everybody knows fascists are to be killed.

Eh, probably all them Nazis who split for South America after they lost the war.

After that, it’s more of the “he said/they deserve to be killed”  stuff with the occasional attempt at balance. They noted that Chavez ” otherwise outlasted the protests and repeatedly won re-election.” but they never seem to mention any of the questions about exactly how he won those elections. You know, via intimidation, murder and outright fraud. Sort of like a Chicago election except with more murdering instead of just knee-capping and dead pets.

Is CNN even covering it on TV? I only flip by them and maybe pause for a few seconds to see what Dem talking point/Christie bullshit they’re pushing, so I can’t tell, I only know what’s on their website, and it appears to be about one article a day.

One thing, the “deal” in Ukraine is bullshit. They’ll have to do it all over again when Putin’s Tsarling steals the election, if he even holds one in December as promised. An election in  10 months as promised by a murderous Tsarling?

Yeah, I’m sure he’s getting right on that.

Setting an election for 10 months means one of two things.

There will be no election, either because the Tsarling needs the time to make sure he’s prepared for the upcoming protests or there will be no election because of some war or other.

or

The Tsarling is going to get Tsar Putin I’s help to fix the election and needs the time to get his ballots in a row and bribe somebody like St. Jimmeh to come and certify it as clean and also needs the time to get all his tanks in a row for the coming protests.

Poor bastids, they don’t stand a chance and they can expect absolutely no help from Obama except another STRONGLY WORDED STATEMENT with a plea to both sides (killer and killee) to relax and a plea from Kerry to stop burning stuff because of Global Worming.

Blog needs hotassery. Nay, the world needs hotassery. (more…)

Yesterday I said this

He’s not going to do anything and his weasel words do nothing but show Putin and his tsarlings that he’s not going to do anything.

The only people in the world afraid of Obama are American citizens.

Today we see snipers during the truce.

At least three of the bodies displayed single bullet wounds to the heads.

And we see this.

The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense refuses to take the phone calls of Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel,

Seriously, Americans are the only ones afraid of the bunch of feckless assholes in charge of our country.

There does appear to be some hope in Venezuela.

Venezuelan prosecutors dropped the most serious charges against opposition politician Leopoldo Lopez,

The secret-policeman-dictator is running scared, that’s murderous dictatorese for “Please don’t kill me.”

The people remembered what happened when they tried it against Chavez, he sent in armed thugs to fire into crowds, so they were ready this time.

They also know that the US is not going to be any help at all.

Hell, the last time Jimmy Carter went and certified the Chicago-machine-style election even as he was flying down and Obama is on that murderous dictator’s side.

Smart diplomacy, making dictators laugh and Americans afraid.

When do we see the “We’re Sorry” webpage with pics of all the assholes who so smugly voted for that feckless asshole?

Important, mostly unrelated update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I Think Cartman Says It Best

Posted: February 19, 2014 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault

For “You guys” know that he’s talking about the Obama Admin and mispronouncing “Carney” as “Kenny”.

Quoth Obama’s Spokestool.

But I can tell you we are appalled by the violence that was already taking place in downtown Kiev, and reports of armed riot police amassing on the edge of Maidan.

So far so good, I mean, he should have said, “massing” not “amassing”,but you expect such things from these ubergenius, Gender Studies majors, but they’re not just massing, they’re massing and then killing. The people are then defending themselves.

The part that bothers me the most is the default Obama statement anytime thugs kill people protesting being killed

We continue to condemn the street violence and excessive use of force by either side.

 

Let’s not bicker and argue over who’s killing who, you guys need to stop provoking the thugs who are in military gear firing automatic weapons at you! Just let them kill you and don’t fight back. That makes things harder for Obama don’t you know.

He could have said something when the current Putin-puppet thug put the previous, democracy oriented leader in jail, but no. He didn’t want to piss off Putin. Overcharge… Reset and all that.

Now that they’re just murdering Teh Peepul, yearning to be free, he has to say something cuz he’s all in charge and shit.

I wish he would just kept his mouth shut.

He’s not going to do anything and his weasel words do nothing but show Putin and his tsarlings that he’s not going to do anything.

The only people in the world afraid of Obama are American citizens.

We are so boned.

 

 

Sonomabatch

Posted: February 18, 2014 by veeshir in FAIL

Fucking Nugent.

Quote, “subhuman” bit about Obama at 2:45, I tried linking right to it but it’s not working.

a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama…

“What difference does that make? he continued. “Not to a chimpanzee or Hillary Clinton,

Sonomabatch, now Minitrue will spend the next 4 months interrupting their coverage of BRIDGEGATE!!!!!!!  to call me a fucking Nazi.

I’m not arguing what the hell he meant, I’m talking about what he said.

H/T Me flipping past CNN and hearing them mention how Nugent campaigns for the GOP.

Fuck.

Round Em Up

Posted: February 17, 2014 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution

We’re starting to find out where the players stand in re my prediction that Connecticut is going to start rounding up the people who’ve actually read the Constitution.

Hartford Courant sides with King George. (unsafe, Minitrue link. O’Brien explains what happens when Big Brother doesn’t love you, this is a safe gunblogger link ) For once, I’m saying click the Minitrue link. It has to be seen to get the whole, “Those Jews have made Chancellor Hitler angry” vibe.

But the bottom line is that the state must try to enforce the law. Authorities should use the background check database as a way to find assault weapon purchasers who might not have registered those guns in compliance with the new law.

A Class D felony calls for a maximum sentence of five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. Even much lesser penalties or probation would mar a heretofore clean record and could adversely affect, say, the ability to have a pistol permit.

If you want to disobey the law, you should be prepared to face the consequences.

Well we see they agree with me in saying that our betters can’t let the serfs think the Constitution is a check on gov’t.

I did learn one thing today. No, I already knew that fascist lefties want me in jail, I learned what the hell happened to Snowflakes in Hell. They changed their name to Shall Not Be Questioned. It’s about that obscure part of the Constitution that nobody seems to read anymore. The Second Amendment.

Via Say Uncle

Transparent!

Posted: February 17, 2014 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Obama's Fault

I have to admit, the Obama admin is the most transparent I’ve seen.

I should say I was barely a teenager during Carter’s tenure so I wasn’t paying all that much attention.

Last year I wrote this.

 (bold is quote from the linked article, rest is me from the post V)

“President Obama is sending a lawmaker whose relationship with Hugo Chavez has come under scrutiny in the past to represent the United States at the Venezuelan strongman’s funeral on Friday.”

The only way I read that is Obama’s letting whoever takes over Chavez’ thugocracy know he’s got their back.

Today we see further reinforcement that his Minitrue minions (or is he their minion?) know how to take dicktation.

Anti-American thugs beating people up just doesn’t get the attention of the U.S. media, particularly when they are communists.

Assholes.

Especially since this was entirely predictable.

There are two main guys under Chavez, Cabello who’s in charge of the military wing of Chavez’ dictatorship, and Maduro who’s in charge of the civilian side, I’d suggest that means, secret police.

It didn’t really matter, in general, which of Chavez’ thug underlings won, I’d figure the secret policeman would be a little slimier while the military dictator would be more brutal but less selective.

So the secret policeman won without having to kill the military guy so it’s slimy and brutal but Obama always sides against the democracy folks and Journolist knows what their Teleprompter Jesus wants so ignore it they will.