Just spitballin’ here

Posted: March 4, 2014 by Sean M. in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Lame, Liberal FAIL

Oh, I dunno. I might specifically attend my National Security team’s briefing re Ukraine/Russia crisis. Maybe even skip golf or fundraising or jogging around the White House with Pluggy Joe in order to specifically make time for that. But then again, I’m just a simple Republican hatemonger, so what do I know?


  1. Jazz says:

    I SPECIFICALLY would formulate a coherent foreign policy for my country. I SPECIFICALLY wouldn’t shoot off my mouth about red lines about which I weren’t serious. I SPECIFICALLY wouldn’t create an aura of weakness of commitment to my stated intentions. I SPECIFICALLY would not establish a pattern of abandoning allies and treaty partners. I SPECIFICALLY would not create an environment in which my country’s resolve were not only questioned, but disregarded as irrelevant.

    I SPECIFICALLY would not have fostered a climate where an incursion such as that occurring in Ukraine could occur without swift consequence.

    That’s what I would SPECIFICALLY do.

  2. Jay in Ames says:

    Can’t I just eat my waffle?

  3. veeshir says:

    The funnest part was when the reporter asked Kerry about Russia saying they didn’t have troops in Ukraine and Kerry was surprised.

    I guess briefings are so passe for those who know too much to learn anything.

  4. Leonard Jones says:

    I would not be playing marbles against a man playing chess. This has been the most
    accurate quote I have read about this crisis. Obama is so far over his head, that he
    makes Jimmy Carter look competent!

  5. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder says:

    Honestly, this would be the right time for The President to go play golf.
    Nothing he can do, so he should just quietly do nothing.

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