Does This Threat Make Me Look Weak?

Posted: March 13, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

Yes J Effin Kerry, it does.

Secretary of State John Kerry warned of serious repercussions for Russia on Monday if last-ditch talks over the weekend to resolve the crisis in Ukraine failed to persuade Moscow to soften its stance.

Don’t you have some Jews and global worming deniers to hassle?

Jeez, we already know we can’t do shit.

Anything we do will be undone because the EUnuchs need Russian energy.


Which leads to something I’ve been wondering about, would a world war  be good for America?

No, hear me out.

Sure there might be some nuclearly blasted regions, but they’d most likely be overseas and those people are the ones causing it anyway. SoKo and EUnuchstan are just begging to be invaded.

We’d be too broke for welfare and conscription would mean that many on welfare would have to join the military. We’d need to restart Pittsburgh and maybe even Detroit.

I know that taking our shit half-way around the world and blowing it up isn’t all that good an idea economically, but is it any worse than what we’re doing now? I don’t see how it could be any worse.

I say this time we make whoever takes France keep it as part of the peace deal.

Just a thought, not a sermon.

  1. Leonard Jones says:

    No, this threat makes him look stupid!

  2. Yeah, He’s far more effective attacking Jooos and flat-earthers, as in not effective at all.
    But that’s better than he’s doing now.

  3. “Leave Ukraine by Monday, or I shall taunt you a second time!”

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