Archive for March, 2014

Who Said This?

Posted: March 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

The quote

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans,” he said. “The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans.

So who said that?

Hillary?

Bill the Cat?

Obama?

Jacqueline Kennedy?

Obama is one of those people who could pass any lie detector test, he truly believes that once he says something it’s the truth.

No, it’s the Truth!.

We needed some funny cuz the endy is getting out of hand.

Via Paco although I should have seen it myself. I was just there before going to Paco’s blog.

You know, since he wants his nation to be an expanding empire.
He’s not “Protecting his nation’s interests by getting a warm weather port.”

Look at a map, they have  ports on the Black Sea, like Novorossiysk, that are just as warm weather as the Crimea but for Tsar Putin I the goal isn’t a warm-water port, it’s getting back an SSR.

Surprising nobody, except possibly the people who work for and/or support Obama (hey J Effin Kerry!), Tsar Putin I vetoed the UN resolution condemning the Ukrainian “Join Russia or Join Russia” referendum.

For those who think the UN is some sort of democratic body

The Security Council has held six meetings on Ukraine in less than two weeks but has been unable to take any action because of Russia’s veto power.

The UN doesn’t do anything except defend the rights of thugs and dictators.

Just ask Taiwan, who cannot be a member because of the murderous commies in China, and Israel, who can’t be on the Security Council (but Syria can) because of murderous, terrorist-exporting, oil ticks.

Fuck

Posted: March 14, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

Via Drudge, there’s nothing else to say.

U.S. officials announced plans Friday to relinquish federal government control over the administration of the Internet

Fuck. Now it’s gonna be China, Russia and Saudi Arabia deciding shit on the Internet.

We’ll be generations recovering from Obama.

Update

I finally read the article, it has this

Politically, the move could alleviate rising global concerns that the United States essentially controls the Web and takes advantage of its oversight position to help spy on the rest of the world.

Yeah, and I’m sure whoever takes over would never spy on anybody and this will totally keep the NSA from spying on people.

That pisses me off, I mean, I know that Minitrue outfit has to help their Teleprompter Jesus at ever turn, but anybody who reads that and nods knowingly is an idiot or a self-deluded fool.

Or both I guess. I mean, I’m sure J Effin Kerry and Biden read it.

Yes J Effin Kerry, it does.

Secretary of State John Kerry warned of serious repercussions for Russia on Monday if last-ditch talks over the weekend to resolve the crisis in Ukraine failed to persuade Moscow to soften its stance.

Don’t you have some Jews and global worming deniers to hassle?

Jeez, we already know we can’t do shit.

Anything we do will be undone because the EUnuchs need Russian energy.

 

Which leads to something I’ve been wondering about, would a world war  be good for America?

No, hear me out.

Sure there might be some nuclearly blasted regions, but they’d most likely be overseas and those people are the ones causing it anyway. SoKo and EUnuchstan are just begging to be invaded.

We’d be too broke for welfare and conscription would mean that many on welfare would have to join the military. We’d need to restart Pittsburgh and maybe even Detroit.

I know that taking our shit half-way around the world and blowing it up isn’t all that good an idea economically, but is it any worse than what we’re doing now? I don’t see how it could be any worse.

I say this time we make whoever takes France keep it as part of the peace deal.

Just a thought, not a sermon.

Global Warmmongers lie.

But then, you knew that.

Global warming alarmists and their allies in the liberal media have been caught doctoring the results of a widely cited paper asserting there is a 97-percent scientific consensus regarding human-caused global warming.

 

Anybody who didn’t know this was not true has never paid attention to anything. I would occasionally try to argue against this with people who claimed it, but it’s Holy Writ and thus, not open to argument.

Does anybody really think you could get 97% of any group to agree with anything?

Cripes, Dentyne could only get 80% of dentists to recommend sugar-free gum.

Via my second favorite Weasel

Zippers.

Speaking of liars, just a little funny.

Obama says he’s going to veto a law that says he has to follow the law.

I don’t know why he’d veto it, it’s not as if he’s going to follow any laws and if any judges get involved, well, he still has the IRSNSAFBIEPA and the fucking Coast Guard to put any judges in their places.

The funniest part is that people are acting all surprised that a Chicago-Machine politician is acting like a Chicago-Machine politician.

Don’t forget

obamapizza

Below the fold, some hope from my favorite Weasel.

S. (more…)

Important, Leonard Jones inspired, Update below!!!!!!!

It’s funny how often I could write that headline.

I used it here because all the others I could think of were intemperate and all Godwinned out.

A Connecticut officer with the Branford Police Department has reportedly been placed on extended leave pending the outcome of an internal investigation after he allegedly told a Facebook user he couldn’t wait to “bang down your door and come for your gun.”

So… was that “extended leave” code words for given a paid vacay after writing that?

Hah, joke’s on you. He was already on disability so basically, nothing will happen to this guy who wants to home invade the subjects in his fief.

…He (CT Schutzstaffel spokesprick V) said the officer has been on extended workers compensation leave since before complaints…

Oops, just a little Godwin.

Via Say Uncle.

Update: A few days ago I saw a story about CT cops saying they wouldn’t enforce the law Herr Buttenfuhrer was all excited about but all the articles led back to a guy who said it was going to happen real soon, I wanted to wait until it happened.

Well, supposedly it happened. Rather, people are saying it happened. I still haven’t seen the letter.

This story seems to show it’s BS.  The letter is supposedly from the “CT Peace Officers Association”,

I’ve never heard of ‘em,” Chief Jack Daly, President of the Connecticut State Police Chief’s Association, told TheBlaze.

 

So I say Bullshit. You Make The Call!!!!!!

 

As an aside, that Malaysian airline thing keeps getting weirder and weirder.

At first I was wondering if it had been shot down by the murderous commie thugs in China in the South China Sea but apparently it turned around and didn’t go down there.

Whatever happened, the Malaysians hiding for days that it had turned around is very suspicious.

A few years ago, on a blog nobody reads, there was some stuff about a longshore union folks acting totally not thuggish.

LONGVIEW, Wash. (AP) — Hundreds of Longshoremen stormed the Port of Longview early Thursday, overpowered and held security guards, damaged railroad cars, and dumped grain that is the center of a labor dispute, said Longview Police Chief Jim Duscha.

 Six guards were held hostage for a couple of hours after 500 or more Longshoremen broke down gates about 4:30 a.m. and smashed windows in the guard shack, he said….
The International Longshore and Warehouse Union

 

Helpfully illustrated.

Longshore-union1

 

So in today’s exciting episode, we see that the NLRB is accusing them of acting thuggish.

International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU)...

Local 4 members “threatened to rape the daughter of one of the employer’s managers” and implied threats to a manager’s children, chillingly telling the manager that they would “see his children at school” and asking, “Are your children okay today?”…

Hooks also charged union members with following through with physical harm against company workers. Local 4 picketers caused a security officer’s leg to be pinned under a moving vehicle; shone spotlights into vehicles coming in and out of United Grain’s terminal, comprising drivers’ vision and causing permanent eye injury to one security officer; and recklessly pursuing United Grain vans.

Gee, so they committed multiple felonies including kidnapping, destruction of property and threatening to beat people to a pulp and there was one arrest and a piddly $250 thousand fine (for a union with many $millions of assets) and now they’re acting surprised these violent assholes are still acting like violently thuggish assholes.

 

A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross

Stupid question time

Posted: March 9, 2014 by aliceaitch in Filthy Hippies, Stupid Question Time

What happens if we fire these at hippies?

So somehow abortion is legal because of privacy but actual privacy is not protected?

Massachusetts’ highest court ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person’s clothing

Another reason I’m rooting for an asteroid.

Via Steyn, which you should read instead of the link above because, unlike that CNN link, Steyn will not make you more stupider just by reading it.