Nits and Wits

Posted: July 16, 2014 by veeshir in Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC, Random Crap

Sometimes combined!

First, we have a nitwit and an uninterested party

US Secretary of State John Kerry will brief President Barack Obama on Iran nuclear talks

Neither understands the stakes or the opposition, one thinks pretending to care will get him the White House.

A helpful timeline of ‘negotiations’ with the Mullarchy.  replete with parts like this

Iran responds by refusing to suspend enrichment-related activities as it had previously pledged.


Too bad our intellectual, moral, political and social betters don’t realize that. They should also realize that countries even more afraid of a nukularized Iran than Israel are every country on the Arabian peninsula, Kuwait and many more Muslim countries.

File this story under “secondary explosions”

The sound of a blast cut through the air on Gaza’s beach, drawing people out of seafront buildings to see a crowd of terrified children sprinting along the sand….

And then another blast hit the site,

Yeah, about that second explosion….

Obama admin getting tough in defense of their allies!

Washington warned its Israeli ally Monday against any ground invasion of Gaza


Speaking of nitwits, I give you Shep! “Israel is killing children!!!!”, he never seems to think about the fact that Israel warns the Terrorstanians and then they go out to get some children to get blown up so tolerant nitwits like good old Shep can get upset.


Two witty ones from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi

First, this is useful for getting nitwits’ heads to explode.

Life expectancy was much higher in the U.S. and the slave population began to reproduce; enslaved peoples’ numbers grew rapidly, reaching 4 million by the 1860 Census. From 1770 until 1860, the rate of natural growth of North American enslaved people was much greater than for the population of any nation in Europe, and was nearly twice as rapid as that of England.

Okay, that’s funny.

Not defending slavery, I think there is no worse scourge in the world, all other problems flow from that whether commie slavery or Islamic terrorist slavery, but that right there is pretty darn funny.



And last, the wittiest. in response to that Stoners on a Roll article,
From Commenter David Ritenour at Knowledge Is Power

Top Five Kids Who Eat Hot Dogs
1) big kids
2) little kids
3) kids who climb on rocks
4) tough kids
5) sissy kids
and the bonus kid with chicken pox

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