Furiously Impotent

Posted: July 20, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

I’ve said the Dutch are furiously impotent on the international stage (LINK ADDED) and I absolutely believe that.

They might be able to invade, and win, if Luxembourg pissed them off enough, but possibly not.

The point.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has one last chance to show he is serious about helping rescuers recover the bodies of the victims of the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, the Dutch prime minister said on Saturday.


Oooohhhh, I’m sure Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. So much so that CNN has been showing his Cossacks taking the black boxes from the flight and looting the bodies from the crash scene.

He’s even less worried about them than he is about anything Obama says, and that’s saying something.

Obama is busy drawing red lines and the rest of the EUnuchs are all frowning furiously at him and he cares not at all.

What are the EUnuchs or Obama going to do?

Consider that we are counting on Russia’s help with Syria, Iran and to get to the ISS while the EUnuchs count on him for their energy needs.

You know what scares Tsars? More powerful armies and the will to use them. Nobody in EUnuchstan has either and America has the might but not the will. Our foreign policy team is Obama, J Effin Kerry and Chuck, Nobody Will Take My Calls, Hagel.

They’re like the Three Stooges except feckless and even dumber.


Important, Unrelated Funny and Endy Update!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Thursday, UNRWA confirmed that 20 rockets had been found in one of its vacant schools in Gaza.

…UNRWA workers called Hamas to come remove them.


After watching CNN broadcast Terrorstanian propaganda this is not as funny, but still pretty darn endy.


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