That’s Not Funny

Posted: August 7, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

At all.

The Yezidis in Iraq are, according to CNN, related to the Kurds but they’re the old, Zoroastrian religion that was in Persia before Islam.

So, as we all know, they’re on top of a mountain dying and that’s freaking too horrible to really think about.

Obama’s press tool just mentioned that something NEEDS TO BE DONE!!!!!!!!

CNN, in a rare instance of honesty, came out right after and said something like, “This is going to take quick action, something this admin does not do well.”

Seriously, I think we’ve finally found where Minitrue draws the line, genocide. I wonder if they’re remembering how they followed Clinton’s lead in the 90s and ignored a situation that resulted in 100,000s of machete-hacked bodies.

Will they actually prod President Present into doing something?

On the plus side, the Yezidis are  not Christians or Jews so they have that going for them, on the other hand, they’re all the way over there (points north…Obama’s not really good at geography), so can be safely ignored.

On the gripping hand (carpe scrotum!), Minitrue might actually pay attention to this and he has an election coming up that’s looking bad for Dems so maybe he’ll actually come out of retirement for a week or two.

Worst case scenario is that he puts Biden in charge of taking care of. He’ll fly to Costa Rica and demand they stop killing tzitziki sauce.

All I do know is that it’s going to be a long time before anybody in the world trusts us again.

Sure, maybe we’ll have a decent president next time (stop laughing you assholes), but the one after that could be even worse than Obama (stop crylaughing).

We’re boned, but the rest of the world is exponentially more boned, so Colbert and Stewart can still laugh about murderousness elsewhere.

There is actually a funny bit, ebola is spreading via airports now.

In other words, they’re going to the largest cities, those full of lefties. Think of a plague that takes out our social, intellectual, moral and political betters.

It’s horrifically hilarious that something like that is actually a best case scenario (after SMOD).

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